Sunday, August 30, 2009

FIRST LOOK: John Cameron Mitchell's 'Rabbit Hole'...

Most of the time, when I have the opportunity to bring you all some sort of first look, it's of some big budget sequel, or some high up director's next project. However, with this one, it's something a bit more interesting.

John Cameron Mitchell is not only one of the most controversial directors working today, with films like Shortbus and his debut feature, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, but he's also one of the most interesting. Coming off his great last film, the aforementioned Shortbus, Rabitt Hole is one of the more interesting project coming down the pipe.

And now I have the opportunity to bring you a first look at this anticipated, at least by yours truly, project. The film stars Nicole Kidman and Aaron Eckhart, and adapated by David Lindsay-Abaire from his very won award winning play, this film centers on a couple and how they differ in coping with the death of their young child.



This is the first studio film from Mitchell, who really doesn't seem to fit the studio system. However, if this film keeps his patented look and feel, this will be one of the more interesting projects to hit you multiplex. Check out The Playlist for more photos and information on this project!

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Friday, August 28, 2009

TRAILER: The Descent: Part 2...

So, one of my favorite horror films of this new decade, is the Neil Marshall directed The Descent. It's both terrifying and a brilliant slow burn. It's easily the most claustrophobic film of the past 10 years, and as far as thrillers go, it's only rivaled by The Orphanage as this decades indie masterpiece.

However, when the trades first announced that a sequel was in the works, I was less than enthused. The finale of The Descent is such an amazing and ballsy ending, that I really hoped that they would let it lay as a singular horror/thriller/monster movie classic. Neil Marshall is not involved in any real way, which made me even more antagonized. Now we have the first theatrical trailer.

And I must say, it's not to bad. Sure, it looks basically like the original, just less stylized. It's like when a rock group comes out with a cover of a rap song. As a concept, it's uncalled for and people behind it should be prepared to burn in hell. But it's also easily ignorable. That's basically what this trailer is. Nothing special, but nothing awful. Just bland studio horror. Enjoy!



Distraught, confused, and half-wild with fear, Sarah Carter emerges alone from the cave system where she encountered unspeakable terrors. Unable to explain to authorities what happened - or why she's covered in blood - Sarah is forced back to the subterranean depths to help locate her missing friends.

The Descent 2 is directed by Jon Harris, who is making his directorial debut after working for over 10 years as an editor. The screenplay was co-written by newcomer James McCarthy and James Watkins, who also wrote and directed Eden Lake. The Descent 2 doesn't have a US distributor yet, although we might as well expect that Lionsgate, who distributed the original Descent, will release this sometime in 2009 or 2010.


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VIDEO: Tarantino On There Will Be Blood...



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TRAILER: The Men Who Stare At Goats...

So, I've been on a script reading binge over the past few days. It all started with the leak/release of the script for Darren Aronofsky's next film, Black Swan. Then I was able to obtain Kevin Smith's A Couple Of Dicks, the script for Ryan Reynolds indie one man show, Buried, and a Seth Rogen comedy, I'm With Cancer. However, one that I have sitting on my hard drive I'm more than interested in checking out is The Men Who Stare At Goats.

The film is directed by Grant Heslov, who previously wrote Good Night and Good Luck, and stars George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Jeff Bridges and Kevin Spacey and centers on a journalist's (McGregor) partnership with an ex-solider(Clooney) as they look to uncover the government's development of "Warrior Monks," a legion of psychic powered soldiers.

The trailer can be seen below, and I must say, I really kind of like it. It's funny as hell, and seeing Kevin Spacey, Clooney, and Jeff Bridges hamming it up is something I always love. The script seems to be top notch, and it looks to be quite the dark comedy. However, that voice over is beyond annoying, and quite pointless. If that is during the film, which is one of the reasons I want to get through that script, my anticipation will definitely take a hit. What do YOU think?



In this quirky dark comedy inspired by a real life story you will hardly believe is actually true, astonishing revelations about a top-secret wing of the U.S. military come to light when a reporter encounters an enigmatic Special Forces operator on a mind-boggling mission. Reporter Bob Wilton (Ewan McGregor) is in search of his next big story when he encounters Lyn Cassady (George Clooney), a shadowy figure who claims to be part of an experimental U.S. military unit. According to Cassady, the New Earth Army is changing the way wars are fought. A legion of “Warrior Monks” with unparalleled psychic powers can read the enemy’s thoughts, pass through solid walls, and even kill a goat simply by staring at it. Now, the program’s founder, Bill Django (Jeff Bridges), has gone missing and Cassady’s mission is to find him.

Intrigued by his new acquaintance’s far-fetched stories, Bob impulsively decides to accompany him on the search. When the pair tracks Django to a clandestine training camp run by renegade psychic Larry Hooper (Kevin Spacey), the reporter is trapped in the middle of a grudge match between the forces of Django’s New Earth Army and Hooper’s personal militia of super soldiers. In order to survive this wild adventure, Bob will have to outwit an enemy he never thought possible. The Men Who Stare at Goats was inspired by Jon Ronson’s non-fiction bestseller of the same name, an eye-opening and often hilarious exploration of the government’s attempts to harness paranormal abilities to combat its enemies.


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FIRST LOOK: Hope Davis As Hillary Clinton...

So, it's Friday, which means very little new film news. However, one thing I do have the chance to bring you guys, is the first set of photos from the set of Peter Morgan's upcoming film, The Special Relationship, which stars Michael Sheen and Dennis Quaid as Tony Blair and Bill Clinton the the titular relationship during their head of their countries. The photo features Hope Davis who will portray Hillary Clinton, and it looks really interesting. She is a great actress, and I'm really interested in seeing her take on this person. Check out one of the photos below, and the rest can be seen HERE.



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Thursday, August 27, 2009

PHOTO: Is Pixar Making A Film About A Boy and His Dino?



So, as the genius sleuths they are, /Film has yet uncovered a special little piece of news via Upcoming Pixar. Here's the scoop:

Could Pixar be working on a film about a boy and his dinosaur? If you take a look behind Pixar sculptor Greg Dykstra, you will notice concept drawings and photos on his office wall showing a dinosaur and a boy. Could this be a design for an upcoming Pixar feature or short film?

Upcoming Pixar
reader Bryko614, who noticed the concept art above while watching B-Roll footage from the making of Pete Docter’s Up, took that question to Pixar story supervisor Ronnie del Carmen. del Carmen responded on Twitter by saying that he does know what they are from “But not telling. Nothing to do with anything Toy Story, tell you that.”


So what could the above screen shot hint at? Sculpting comes near the end of the animation process, so it's something that isn't to far off the dock. People have speculated that it could simply be character designs for Russell and his bird Kevin, but these sculptures were not in the Art of Up book, and as /Film also points out, they are far to off from the final versions, to make it seem likely. Newt isn't likely, as it's simply a film about the two remaining newts on the planet, and nothing in Toy Story 3 could be big enough to feature a live dinosaur and his boy owner. My guess is that it's just an upcoming short, but hopefully there is an interesting little film behind this photo. What do YOU think?

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FIRST LOOK: Fringe; Season 2 Premiere...

So, it is no shock to any reader of this site that I am quite the fan of FOX TV's new hit drama, Fringe. Fringe was actually my new favorite television show of last year, including shows like Dollhouse, Lie To Me, and True Blood.

It then should not freak anyone out that I would devote an entire post to a few photo's from the set of the show's season 2 premiere. These show many things, but most interestingly, they show the hot new brunette that is reportedly taking over for the fallen Kirk Acevedo. So there's not much else to report, so check one photo below, and then click the link for the rest!



Click HERE for the rest.

Season 2 starts Thursday, September 17th at 9 p.m.

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

NEWS: Brian Epstein Biopic In Works...


For many of you, that headline may be caught with bouts of "huh?" and "who?".

Epstein, best known as being tagged as "The Fifth Beatle" by Paul McCartney, famously discovered the aforementioned Beatles, and eventually got them signed to Parolphone. He also signed their likeness and merchandising rights in crappy deals that eventually lost the band millions of dollars. His death in 1967 of a drug overdose also played into the band's 1969 break up.

Well, it appears as though a film based on his life is set to get put into motion. Variety is reporting that Youth In Revolt producer David Permut has acquired a script entitled "A Life In The Day", penned by Tony Gittelson.

So while this as a project sounds bland and uninteresting, The Playlist points out a very interesting point as to what is going on currently in the media with the recent Beatlepalooza:

This is just one facet of the re-emerging Beatlemania in the entertainment industry. It has all kicked off with the impending release of The Beatles: Rock Band, out September 9th. Apparently everyone is expecting this to kick off to spark major public re-interest in the Beatles as it has also prompted their former label, EMI, to finally release digitally remastered mono and stereo box sets of 11 Beatles albums which are sold out at retailers, including Amazon, well in advance of their September 9 release date (it's all about the 9.9.9 campaign, a veritable blanket Beatles marketing d-day campaign).

The movie industry is having its own Beatlemania renaissance, with Robert Zemeckis and Disney trying to get the rights to create a 3D version of the infamously terrible "Yellow Submarine" movie and the Weinstein Company releasing John Lennon biopic "Nowhere Boy," which will debut in London this fall.


So nothing much about this project has been released, but it does not sound very interesting. Sure, his life may have been quite problematic, but as with most biopics, there really isn't anything to deep to mine here. At least in my humble opinion. What about YOU?

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TRAILER/POSTER: The House of The Devil...



So anytime there is a badass retro style poster, I love to give it a little shout out over here at I Are Movies. However, mos tof the time, the film itself doesn't really live up to the poster (Hell Ride I'm looking at you). So when the film is as AMAZING, if not more so than the poster, I love to feature it hear, so everyone gets a bit of time to lookout for it.

That is the case with The House of The Devil. Released by indie darling Magnet/Magnolia, this film looks truly great, and a perfect addition to that companies recent releases, like Timecrimes, Let The Right One In and the upcoming Bronson. Here's the synopsis:

“In the 1980s, college student Samantha Hughes takes a strange babysitting job that coincides with a full lunar eclipse. She slowly realizes her clients harbor a terrifying secret; they plan to use her in a satanic ritual. ”

Here's the trailer (Poster and trailer via Vulture by way of /Film):



I LOVE this trailer. It looks very moody and sure it starts a bit slow, but that finish looks so intense, that this is one that I can't wait to get my hands on when it hits XBOX Live on October 1st, before being unleashed the day before Halloween in theaters.

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

SCRIPT REVIEW: Black Swan...


One of the films I've been looking forward to since it's first announcement has been Darren Aronofsky's follow up to last years masterpiece, The Wrestler, entitled Black Swan. Not much has been talked about this film, yet what we do know, outside of the plot, is that the film will star Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman, and will start shooting in the fall of this year, allegedly November. However, I'm here to shine a bit of light on this project.

I was able to attain a copy of this hot script, through means that I will keep as my little secret, and I must say, it's one of the best pieces I've cinematic writing that I've had a chance to read in a very long time. Here's the specifics:

TITLE: BLACK SWAN

Director: Darren Aronofsky
Writer: Mark Heyman
Premise: A ballerina competes against a rival dancer who may or may not be another version of herself.
Cast: Announced; Mila Kunis will portray the character of Lily, the rival ballerina to Nina, played by Natalie Portman.
Length: 129 pages

This screenplay will be Aronofsky's first foray into true Psychological and possibly paranormal thriller, at least his first since Pi. Swan follows Nina, a ballerina in one of New York's premiere ballet troupes. In a group of caddy, juvenile, and backstabbing wolves, she seems to be the most down to earth, sweet, and kind of the company. In the breakneck world of ballet, where everybody is looking to take down the person in front of them, Nina seems to have a heart, which is both a gift and a curse in this world. Even Nina's friend, alleged friend, Beth, is getting gunned for due to her age. This ultimately takes a toll not only on Beth herself, but her relationship with our heroine.

After returning from a break, the companies next ballet will be the aptly fitting, Swan Lake. The lead, Odette, or the Swan Queen, has been Beth's to lose. However, with her age rising, the troupe leader, the striking Yevna, is looking to replace her. However, this is not an easy role to play. The woman who takes up the role must be able to play both light and dark, or the duel roles of the White Swan and the Black Swan. Our protagonist is a master of the White Swan, and has won the role, but now it's her turn to delve deep into her dark side to make the Black Swan work.

Seeing something in Nina after a botched kiss, Yevna decides to take a gamble on Nina. Seeing the rage that comes out of her during a private meeting makes Yevna decide to take this easily failed risk. His motives may be unclear, and he clearly has doubts as to if she can make it work or not, but what it leads to is all to clear and poignant. To make this work, Nina continually searches for the darkness within her, and as each moment passes, she falls deeper and deeper into the void. She begins seeing another woman walking around town who bears a striking, actually, identical, resemblance to our lead. One day after a rehearsal, after noticing her during a performance, Nina meets this person, whose name is Lily (Kunis).

She does look a lot like Nina, but isn't the exact carbon copy we have been lead to believe. She is the polar opposite of Nina in every possible way. Is she the same girl? Is she someone else? Is there still a replica out there?

This script is a masterwork of truly intense terror. I tweeted/facebook status'd this afternoon during my reading of this script that it is something similar to placing your hand on an electric stove burner, and slowly increasing the temperature until you get to the point where the burn is just to intense and violent. It leaves you with a scar, something to remember the action by. Well this screenplay has left me with mental images that I will remember this screenplay by. NOT just the running image of the now infamous Kunis/Portman sex scene (more on that in a minute).

Heyman is almost Stephen King-esque in his writing here. As is the case with most Aronofsky films, the screenplay, and film itself, lives with it's characters. If they are going to the grocery store, that will be in the script. Heyman makes the world of ballet, a sweet and poetic art, into a violent and deeply intense thriller. There is a moment near the start of this script that is a perfect example, where Nina is practicing her turns after failing the finale during a rehearsal, and the description of what happens during this rather poetic act, is so stark and violent in its description, and reality for that matter, that it makes it all the more dark.

This film is steeped in darkness. There is little light in this film, and even when things are seeming to be looking up, like say a night out at the bar, turns dark as night. Sure, all of this exposition seems to be a bit pretentious and lags down the reading of it a wee bit, but it also makes the sudden rushes of violence, particularly our climax, all the more potent and effecting. Also, if you look back in his career, these are the type of moments that Aronofsky thrives on, ESPECIALLY coming off of a film based perfectly in this style, in The Wrestler. There are single scenes, like Nina sitting in a lockeroom, that seem to be written specifically for the post Wrestler Aronofsky, which is interesting seeing as though this film was set to go into production in 2007.

As a read, Black Swan is a bit slow, but very engaging. It's like reading a great horror novel, just in screenplay form. The descriptions are vibrant and in a world so steeped in reality, the ending is brilliant. It turns this seemingly psychological thriller into what has been aptly compared to a film similar to that of the amazing horror film, The Others, which makes the read really enjoyable. Slow, but it's like a slow burn. A slow burn that leaves you with a scar that lasts for days. I just finished reading it, about 2 hours ago, and I don't think I will easily forget what I just spent the day reading. All of the characters seem to be well painted and thought out, that yes, the screenplay is very slow and awkwardly paced, but if you can get through it, you definitely won't be sad.

*On a side note, if any of you DO get to read the screenplay, tell me just how HARD this film is going to be insanely hard to market. THIS film is not at all easily marketable.

BLACK SWAN - 9/10

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NEWS: Inception Plot Leaks?

One of the most well kept secrets in Hollywood recently has been the plot and storyline of the upcoming Christopher Nolan film, Inception. There have been leaked call sheets, April Fools Jokes, and everything between, all attempting to shine a bit of light on this script, which has been under the most impenetrable lock and key. However, via InContention, some plot details are allegedly leaking out. All with it's fair share of skepticism as well.

Here's the scoop:

“Inception” takes place in a world where we have developed a means by which we can enter people’s dreams. Leonardo DiCaprio’s character Jacob Hastley has been described as a “CEO type,” but he is also something of a criminal. He dives into people’s dreams to extract information.

Ellen Page will play Ariadne, a young college student studying in Paris who is a part of Jacob’s team (along with Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Arthur and Tom Hardy’s Eames). Jacob’s team actually “creates” the dreams and Ariadne is an “architect” of the them. She engineers them.

When Jacob’s team enters the dreams, it is not via a machine such as “The Matrix” or “The Cell,” I’m told. It is via injection, and the technology can easily be transported in a suitcase. In one scene (featured briefly in the trailer, I believe), the team actually enters a person’s dream while on an airplane.

Cillian Murphy stars as Fischer, a business-type who is soon to become the head of a company. Jacob’s team is attempting to insert an idea into Fischer’s mind to compel him to separate the company into two smaller companies. The reasoning for this is unclear on my end.


While this is all great and wonderful, some have brought up quite a few holes. Here's one that The Playlist has pointed out:

But wait, Jacob Hastley? Sure that's the name listed on "Inception's" IMDB page but from what we gather it simply stems from an April Fool's Day joke courtesy of Script Shadow, so holes start to surface already. Plot wise though, it's any one's guess if they're on the money but, as they continue to write, it does sound potentially feasible. Many of the other characters' names mentioned in the report correctly stem from a call sheet leak though word has it they are the surnames, not first names of the characters.

So holes in this story already are starting. That said, there is no sure fire scoops here, so any one's guess is as good as the next person's.

If anything is for certain, that story sure sounds insanely interesting, and when more information gets leaked online, as I am sure it will very soon, check back here.

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FIRST LOOK: Natalie Portman in Your Highness...

The first photo of Natalie Portman from the set of David Gordon Green's Pineapple Express follow-up, Your Highness, has been released. There's really not much news to this, but outside of Toronto Film Festival news, which I am sadly no longer attending as of about 2 months ago, there's not much new to report. Also, in Your Highness news, Justin Theroux, writer/actor extrodinaire, has signed on to play the films main antagonist. This is great news, as not only do I think the guy can write a mean script, but he is also quite the great actor.

Check out the set photo below. (via natalieportman.com)



For those of you who don’t know, David Gordon Green is following up his stoner action movie Pineapple Express with a stoner medieval comedy called Your Highness, also starring James Franco and Danny McBride. Ben Best wrote the script, which features “an arrogant, lazy prince (McBride) who must complete a quest to save his father’s kingdom.” Franco plays Bride’s relatively more heroic brother, Zooey Deschanel is his bride, and Portman is a warrior princess who is love interest for McBride.

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Monday, August 24, 2009

TRAILER: Christopher Nolan's Inception Teaser...

Boy oh boy, did this trailer EVER spark a bit of controversy on Friday. Here's the deal:

On Friday, we not only saw the release of Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds, but it was also Avatar Day. HOWEVER, the most interesting thing, at least that I hadn't seen, was the first teaser trailer for Christopher Nolan's upcoming film (I would say what type, but no one knows a thing about this project), Inception.

Now where does the controversy come from one may ask? Well, this was shown before Basterds on Friday, and was met with a mixed reaction. There were people, like me, FREAKING OUT about the trailer, and how not only it's the new Chris Nolan film, but there are PEOPLE FIGHTING ON WALLS, with one of those people being Joseph Gordon-Levitt. There were also the indecisive people, the ones who must have been dragged by a significant other. Then there are the people who genuinely dislike this trailer. While I'm not one of them, I don understand how that could be. It doesn't give you much in the way of plot, but then again, neither does anything released about the film so far. There was a mixed bag of boos and cheers, and it's quite shocking.

Make up your mind for yourself:



Here's all we know for sure about the film.

Inception features Leonardo DiCaprio as Jacob, a CEO-type, Marion Cotillard (La Vie en rose, Public Enemies) as his wife, Ellen Page (Juno) as a young college grad student named Ariadne, who is also DiCaprio’s sidekick, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays Arthur, an associate working for DiCaprio. Ken Watanabe will play the film’s villain, a man named Saito, who is blackmailing Leonardo DiCaprio’s character. Tom Hardy (Bronson) plays Eames, a member of DiCaprio’s team. Cillian Murphy (Batman Begins, Sunshine) plays Fischer and Michael Caine is also involved.

Wally Pfister is returning as Nolan's cinematographer, which should come as no surprise based on the look of this trailer. Hans Zimmer is also returning, and this is one of my most anticipated films, I think ever. Imagine Chris Nolan, one of the most inventive guys in Hollywood, who just finished up a MASTERPIECE of action/thriller/comic book/hero cinema, not being restricted by some DC Universe or continuity. THIS is why I think if Nolan were to leave the Batman franchise, the world would be better for it, because we would get films like this, where as /film put it, Nolan is looking like he is going to map the human brain into a cityscape. Epic? Just a little f***ing bit.

What do YOU think?

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NEWS: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Will Direct Bioshock...

So it appears as though the hotly anticipated video game to film adaptation of the massively popular game, Bioshock, is actually set to happen. Just with a different director behind the camera.

Here's the deal. A few months ago, after getting the green light from Universal, production of Gore Verbinski's Bioshock adaptation was shelved due to a massively growing budget, and Gore proceeded to leave the project, at least as a director. Universal then went on to attempt to work out different ways, via the script, different areas to film, and other things of that ilk. However, nothing really came out of that, and the film has seemed to be DOA since about late April. That has DEFINITELY changed.

Here's what /Film has to say:

Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, best known to American film goers as the writer/director of 28 Weeks Later [will direct]. Verbinski will remain involved in the project, but only as producer. I know a lot of people weren’t too excited about Verbinski’s involvement with the property, but I thought he would be one of the filmmakers who would be able to get the production design and tone right. I was actually one of the few people who didn’t like Fresnadillo’s 28 Days Later sequel, although I did enjoy some of the cinematography and terrifying action.

This is a very very interesting idea. Sure, I would have love to have seen a more seasoned director take up this very deep and very big project. Since day one of the games release, studios have been eyeing this project to move into the cinema, but the road has been bumpy. I personally would have liked someone like Verbinski as the director, as not only has he proven himself with the Pirates series (at least in the size and spectacle that this project will have to have and be), but is also a well renowned film maker.

Fresnadillo DOES have a lot of talent. I love 28 Weeks Later, and while it's not as good as it's previous iteration, it is one hell of a fantastic modern horror film. Sure, the message is very on the nose, and it's not the most subtle of Iraq War metaphors seen in cinemas recently, but it works as a whole. Also, his skill in creating horror is something that is a must have with a project like Bioshock, that maybe even more so than story, is renowned for it's mood and tone.

Here's the films synopsis:

Praised for its morality-based storyline, immersive environment and Ayn Rand-inspired dystopian setting, the game has received overwhelmingly positive reviews, and ranks as the thirteenth best video game on Game Rankings. Set in an alternative history 1960, BioShock follows the story of a plane crash survivor named Jack, who must explore the underwater Objectivist-dystopian city of Rapture, and survive attacks by the mutated beings and mechanical drones that populate it. Jack is drawn into a power struggle during which he discovers that his will is not as free as he’d thought.

What do you all think about this huge change?

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Sunday, August 23, 2009

NEWS: David Fincher's Social Network Gets Greenlight...

The End Of Show is now reporting that Columbia Pictures has OFFICIALLY given David Fincher's new film, The Social Network, a bright green light.

David Fincher has officially signed on to direct, with the film having a $47 million budget, which will begin production in October. Scouts are currently looking for film locations in Cambridge and Boston.

The film will be based on a book called The Accidental Billionaires: the Founding Of Facebook, a Tale of Sex, Money, Genius and Betrayal, writen by Ben Mezrich, which will discuss the story of Eduardo Saverin and Mark Zuckerberg, who founded Facebook. The screenplay is written by the amazing Aaron Sorkin, and is currently in a 162 page form, which has recieved high praise.

Here's the story's synopsis:

Eduardo Saverin and Mark Zuckerberg were Harvard undergraduates and best friends–outsiders at a school filled with polished prep-school grads and long-time legacies. They shared both academic brilliance in math and a geeky awkwardness with women. Eduardo figured their ticket to social acceptance–and sexual success–was getting invited to join one of the university’s Final Clubs, a constellation of elite societies that had groomed generations of the most powerful men in the world and ranked on top of the inflexible hierarchy at Harvard. Mark, with less of an interest in what the campus alpha males thought of him, happened to be a computer genius of the first order. Which he used to find a more direct route to social stardom: one lonely night, Mark hacked into the university’s computer system, creating a ratable database of all the female students on campus–and subsequently crashing the university’s servers and nearly getting himself kicked out of school. In that moment, in his Harvard dorm room, the framework for Facebook was born.

What followed–a real-life adventure filled with slick venture capitalists, stunning women, and six-foot-five-inch identical-twin Olympic rowers–makes for one of the most entertaining and compelling books of the year. Before long, Eduardo’s and Mark’s different ideas about Facebook created in their relationship faint cracks, which soon spiraled into out-and-out warfare. The collegiate exuberance that marked their collaboration fell prey to the adult world of lawyers and money. The great irony is that while Facebook succeeded by bringing people together, its very success tore two best friends apart. The Accidental Billionaires is a compulsively readable story of innocence lost–and of the unusual creation of a company that has revolutionized the way hundreds of millions of people relate to one another.


My thoughts on this are clear. Anything Fincher touches, will be recieving my money, no matter what. Sure, I don't think this is the best project for Fincher, as I would rather see him take on some sort of darker tale, but personally, the man is one of the best directors working today, so not only does Fincher direct this film, but directs a screenplay by Sorkin, making this an awkward, but insanely interesting project. What d YOU think?

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NEWS: Eli Roth To Direct Baywatch 3-Double-D?

Alright, so the title of this post is a bit misleading. There is not really any news surrounding this post, and Eli Roth ISN'T directing a Baywatch feature. However, through a discussion with Hero Complex, an interesting little bit of dialouge was released from an interview with Complex and Roth, about the fact that, after Cabin Fever, he WAS going to helm a Baywatch feature. And you will never be able to guess who he was going to have pen the script. Here's the scoop:

"After 'Cabin Fever,' I had this meeting at CAA with my agents," Roth said. "They said, 'There's this project and this project, but what do you think about directing "Baywatch"?' And I was like, 'I want to do it! I'll cash in all my credibility!'"

"They said, 'There's no writer.' So I called up my friend Richard Kelly, the man who did a movie called 'Donnie Darko.' I was like, 'Rich, I have a great idea. It'll be ridiculous. We'll make it like a "Simpsons" episode, totally absurd.' And so we went and met with the producers who owned the rights. We said, 'You can say, "From the creators of 'Cabin Fever' and 'Donnie Darko' — 'Baywatch 3-Double-D'!"'"


So after Cabin Fever and this project was pitched and failed to get made, Eli Roth went on to make Hostel and Hostel 2, while Richard Kelly wrote Domino, and made Southland Tales and The Box. Just a few films from the people you would expect to hear would be behind a Baywatch film.

Honestly, here's the deal. Of the three different versions of a Baywatch film (Roth's, an action film, and a Stripes style comedy), the one I would actually see, would ONLY have been Eli Roth's version. I don't really appreciate Richard Kelly's films like most people I know (I AM quite interested in The Box however. At least based soley on the trailer and the Twilight Zone plot), however, this would have been by far the most interesting. Give Baywatch a much more adult feel with blood, gore, and nudity. It would be a vastly superior film to the other two ideas. Sure, Roth isn't the most phenomenal of directors, but I do quite like Hostel, and Cabin Fever is a welcome addition to the horror genre, in my humble opinion. Hostel 2 isn't the greatest of things, but honestly, I am quite the fan of his.

However, the film we WILL see is going to end up being the comedy, which is the most bland, so this will probably be the only thing you hear about it on this site. Interesting idea anywho.

What do YOU think?

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Saturday, August 22, 2009

REVIEW: Inglourious Basterds...

Quentin Tarantino is a god.

For those who read this blog a good amount, it should come to you as no surprise that I was looking forward to Tarantino's new film, Inglourious Basterds. The film has a brilliant cast, the script was beyond amazing, and oh, did I mention, it's QUENTIN TARANTINO. From Reservior Dogs to Death Proof, the man has made easily my favorite film of all time, in Pulp Fiction, and the quitessential revenge franchise, Kill Bill. Now it's his turn at WWII, in his much anticipated, 15 years in the making epic, Inglourious Basterds. Does it live up to that hype?

Basterds is a story that follows a young Jewish refugee Shosanna Dreyfus who witnesses the slaughter of her family by the devil himself, Colonel Hans Landa. Narrowly escaping with her life, she plots her revenge several years later when German war hero Fredrick Zoller quickly takes an interest in her and arranges an illustrious movie premiere at the theater she now runs. With the promise of every major Nazi officer in attendance, the event catches the attention of the "Basterds", a group of Jewish-American guerrilla soldiers led by the ruthless Lt. Aldo Raine. As the relentless executioners advance and the conspiring young girl's plans are set in motion, their paths will cross for a fateful evening that will shake the very annals of history.

Now, one would have you think, based soley on the marketing, that this was Quentins first true all out action film. Well, if you have read the script, or really know anything about the project, the fact that this isn't 100% true should not come as a surprise. However, the biggest part of this project that was mis-marketed was who the film follows. This is NOT a film that follows Brad Pitt, per se. It's a revenge film with Shoshanna as our lead.

That said, the first part of that long paragraph is not totally true. This film may be the single best action film this year. It just comes in a different way. Instead of physical punches and kicks, it's all about verbal beatdowns and stunningly intense often lengthy bits of dialouge.

Take the opening for example. It's about 15 minutes long, and it's all dialouge, but I have not been more on the edge of my seat during a scene this year. And I had a chance to actually read the script, so I knew what was going to happen. The film was able to take what I knew, and still leave my falling out of my seat. The dialouge throughout this film is not only a bit awkard, especially when given by Brad Pitt (particularly in a bit awkward scene near the end involving him and BJ Novak), but it's also some of the best of his career.

Some of the film does seem a bit rushed and as awkward as Brad Pitt giving dialouge as a cartoonish southern soldier, especially during his opening monoulouge which was fine on the page, but a bit weird when put on screen, but it also has some of the best visuals seen in his career. The project was but on a speeding fast track last year, all so Tarantino could get it out to Cannes, and it makes this a very interesting picture in his canon.

The film has it's closest relative in Kill Bill, and it mostly works. While that films dialouge was a tad better, instead of being a film sticking mostly to rotating shots of people discussing tipping and car films like in Dogs and Proof, it still has masterful scenes of dialouge, but it also has some of the most stunning visual flares of his career. For example, near the end of the film, there is a scene of brutal violence, that combined with the stunning use of music, may be the single best scene in any of his films. It's a stark version of what WWII would have been in the dreams of Tarantino. It's basic wish fullfillment in a cartoon with cartoonish versions of Hitler and JOeseph Goebells that not only was interesting to see on screen, but is a way to gauge what type of person you are watching this film with. My theatre had mixed reactions, ranging from awkward laughter (yours truly), to head in your hands, to a copy cat Eli Roth-esque smile.

The film follows Shoshanna, played by newcomer Melanie Laurent, who is not only beautiful, but gives a fantastic performance. With Jackie Brown, but more so Kill Bill, Tarantino has switched from being a very masculine writer, to putting that same sort of "guy talk" and masuclinity into his female characters. His last four films have followed strong female characters, and Laurent gives a performance that could easily join Uma Thurman as one of the better female roles in Tarantino's canon. She's the right type of sweet, especially with the interchanges between her and her lover, Marcel, with a right type of strength.

As her opposite is the only truly award worthy performance in the film, Christoph Waltz as Hans Landa. Everyone is riding this performance, so I will just say that it's easily the most perfect portrayl of evil seen on screen this entire year. He plays "the Jew Hunter", and take the evil of Anton Chigur from No Country For Old Men, and give him personality, and you would have something similar to Han. Not since Daniel Day-Lewis has evil been so personified on screen. THIS is the performance that people will be talking about come Oscar season. To be honest, this may be a stronger and more surprising performance than Heath Ledger as the Joker. Let the firestorm begin.

Brad Pitt is fine, a little weird but perfectly toned, and his cast of merry men have some of the best scenes of the entire year. Pitt is just a tad bit awkward, at least during his interchanges with Waltz. He does shine when the film needs a bit of laughter, particularly in the premiere scene, where it ends in such violence. He's a welcome addition to the film, but not the strongest part. The most polarizing of the roles may be Eli Roth, and where 99% of people hate the performance, I think he's perfect in the film.

The music is brilliant as well. Instead of relying heavily on source music, the score here is brilliant. It's a bit guitar heavy, but it's so strongly influenced by Spaghetti Westerns, that giving that sort of turn in a war film is really refreshing. The source music IS great here, and overall, this soundtrack is easily one of the best this year, maybe even more stellar than my personal favorite, 500 Days of Summer.

So really, all this review is attempting to say is that Tarantino had to be talking about himself at the end of this film when he has Brad Pitt look into the camera and say:

"I think this may be my masterpiece."

Because sir, this may very well be.

INGLORIOUS BASTERDS - 9/10

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REVIEW: 16 Minutes of Avatar...

So not only was this Friday the release of the BRILLIANT new Quentin Tarantino film, Inglourious Basterds, but it was also Avatar Day! 16 minutes of footage from Titanic director James Cameron's new film, Avatar, was shown, all from within the first 30 minutes of the actual film, and I must say, it was both awkward and awe inspiring. Just for different reasons. FIRST, the description of the footage (via /FILM):

The first clip begins with a Col. Quaritch, a gruff-voiced military man with scars running down the right side of his head. He walks down a hallway barking orders at recruits and informs them that his job is to keep them alive. “I won’t succeed. Not with all of you.”

Then we cut to a group of scientists, the most prominent of which is played by Sigourney Weaver. Jake Sully aligns himself on a platform, and exchanges some snarky dialogue with a scientist. She closes the platform shut, and activates it, locking his body into some sort of containment area. Surrounding the device are transparent, touch-based computers, which the scientists are using to monitor Jake’s heart. One scientists slides his hand against a computer screen and it unlocks, allowing him to carry the vital information elsewhere in the facility (smoothest use of technology, EVER).

In another room, two avatars are laid out like hospital patients. The scientists start the process that allows the human’s minds to connect to the avatars, and they suddenly come to life. The scientists begin testing out the their motor functions to see how capable they are of controlling their new alien bodies. Jake though, has no interest in waiting around for tests, and immediately embraces his regained ability to walk. The scientists try to sedate him as he eagerly stumbles out of the room.

The next set of clips take place on the Na’vi homeworld, Pandora. We see Jake’s avatar, along with a group of other avatars, examining the lush, colorful forest landscape. Jake lightly touches a large, orange flower-like plant. It immediately withers down into a small stump, and his eyes light up. He runs around touching all the plants in sight, laughing as they follow suit. Before long though, he’s staring right in the face of an agitated triceratops-esque creature that appears ready to attack. The rest of the group tells him to settle down and hold perfectly still. Instead, he grinningly provokes it, chanting and waving about for it to fight. The creature rushes toward him. Jake thrusts his arms in the air and leaps forward, stopping the creature in its tracks. It cautiously backs away, and runs off to safety. For a brief moment, Jake soaks in his victory, cheering arrogantly. His excitement soon turns into terror though, when he realizes why the creature ran away: a massive flying creature with razor-sharp retractable teeth has landed directly behind him. Realizing this, Jake turns to the group in horror. “Uh… Hold still or run?” The group hesitates a moment. “Run!”

Jake darts through the forest as fast as he possibly can, desperately trying to evade capture from the ferocious beast. Describing this action sequence (and several others that follow) in much more detail than that is fairly useless without being able to experience the visual wonder of the world on display, unfortunately, but it’s definitely a sight to behold.

We were also shown a variety of other sequences with Jake interacting with an actual Na’vi named Neytiri, played by Zoe Saldana. She’s a native who we first meet when she spots Jake wandering the wilderness with no real sense of the environment around him. She raises her bow and prepares to shoot him, but a beautiful glowing bug (that’s reminiscent in many ways of a jellyfish) seems to convince her that she shouldn’t. She decides instead to follow him, and eventually finds herself forced to interject when he stumbles into the middle of a creature-filled nesting ground. She manages to save him, but it comes at the cost of two of the creature’s lives. Happy to be alive, Jake laughs off the experience and thanks the mysterious Na’vi for helping him. She is infuriated. If he hadn’t been so foolish and ignorant of the world he inhabits, those creatures wouldn’t have had to die. She runs off, and he takes off after her. While she’s clearly experienced navigating this territory, he isn’t, and finds himself constantly amazed at what surrounds him. At one point, they encounter a strange field that glows bright colors whenever and wherever they make contact, and Jake can’t help but hop around and enjoy the constantly-expanding beauty.

The final sequence we were shown involved a cultural ritual with Neytiri, Jake, and several other new Na’vi. In order to attract the attention of a specific dragon-like creature and prove himself worthy, Jake must traverse the ledge of a cliff and confront a large group of them. “How will I know if I am worthy?” Neytiri replies: “He will try to kill you.”

Jake makes his way across the cliff and is attacked almost instantly. The other Na’vi, excluding the worried Neytiri, laugh at what will most assuredly be a quick death for Jake. He handles himself well though, and manages to get underneath the creature and grab ahold of its neck. The creature bucks wildly. Just as he’s about to be thrown off, he uses a defensive Na’vi ability that allows him to latch some small tentacles into the creature’s ear. Its pupils dilate, and then, the creature collapses into a restful state. Jake whispers softly to it, telling it that everything’s okay. The scene ends with him soaring off the cliff atop the creature, desperately trying to keep control of its flight patterns as it collides against the mountains. As the creature steadies out and Jake regains control, he stands up on its back, and for a brief moment, we see them fly over Pandora in all its beauty.


First things first, the beginning of this footage was AWFUL. The dialouge was hammy, the performances even worse. Nothing between the humans really felt real or worked in any sort of way, and there was a few shots in there that also had me laughing for not good reasons. HOWEVER, when we left the headquarters, everything changed.

So near the bginning of the film, Jake turns himself into one of the native creatures. This is when the film really kicks into high gear. The world of Pandora seems completely real, and where the real world feels so lame and hamfisted. The visuals are so lush and life like, and, especially during the night scene, the world is just absolutely breathtaking. I am running out superlatives for this part of the footage. I said this in a tweet, but not since Jurassic Park has cgi left me this shocked. It's overall a bit underwhelming just because I expected more, but overall, I'm excited. Not as much for say Where The Wild Things Are, which is a film I think will be truly transformative, at least in the way we see that style of film, where as this may just be another TECHNICAL innovation from Cameron. What do YOU think?

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

NEWS: Yellow Submarine To Get Remade?

It looks like Robert Zimeckis will continue his run of motion capture films, and add the Beatles Yellow Submarine to the likes of Beowulf and the upcoming adaptation of A Christmas Carol. Currently he and Disney are in negotiations to gain the rights to remake the film, one that I hold as being possibly in the list of 10 BEST animated films of all time. At least the most enjoyable.

Variety has the scoop:

The studio has been quietly brokering a complicated rights deal that would give Zemeckis access to 16 original Beatles songs for a movie he will direct in the performance-capture 3-D digital production format he employed for “A Christmas Carol.” Disney opens that film November 6, with Jim Carrey playing Scrooge as well as the three ghosts who haunt him in the Charles Dickens tale.

The hope is to have "Yellow Submarine" ready to premiere around the 2012 Summer Olympics, which begins July 27 in London.

Disney would not comment on the negotiations or the project. Zemeckis’s ImageMovers would produce.


There are a few things that come out of this news story, the biggest of which is the sudden resurgance of interest in the Beatles. There is the much hyped Beatles Rock Band which is due out next month, and along with that, films like Across The Universe have brought this legendary band (easily top five for yours truly) back into the mainstreams mind.

Also, and while it comes as no surprise, Zimeckis will be doing this in motion capture 3D, and while at first glance that sounds fine, I personally think that the entire feel of the original will be lost, and while it WILL be a remake, I love the style of the original, that it's going to be hard to lose that.

Finally, the song list. The deal DID include 16 songs, which include the title track, along with “All Together Now,” “Baby You’re a Rich Man,” “All You Need Is Love,” “When I’m 64,” “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” and “Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band.” I love those tracks, and minus "Rich Man", this may be THE only reason I would give this film a fighting chance, at least in this state in the project. I'm sure when I actually see something from it, my tune will be completely changed.

For those who don't know, the original took place in Pepperland, an undersea paradise protected by Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. When the band is captured by the Blue Meanies, a soldier is sent to Liverpool to fetch the Fab Four, who hop in the submarine and save the day. This is one of the more fun animated features, and along with A Hard Day's Night, made the Beatles not only a brilliant band, but also true crossover stars, not only monitarily, but quality as well.

Overall this project sounds interesting, but I hope that they don't try to stick with the original, as much as I love it. Could they pull it off, sure, but the original's style is so original and all it's own, at least in the realm of film, they need to do something different.

What do YOU think?

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POSTER: Saw 6...

Is it weird that I am somewhat excited about this installment of the Saw franchise? I'll get into why in a moment. First, check out this AMAZING new poster for the sixth film in the highest grossing horror franchise of all time.



Now, why would such a sequel/gorno hater like yours truly be interested in the sixth installment of this horrible (minus the first two films) franchise? Well, for a few reasons. First, the buzz coming out of Comic-Con, where a scene or two were shown, was above positive. Not much bad buzz came out of the Con for this film, and at such a geek explosion that is the Con, that's always good./

Second, and arguably most interesting, is this is the first film from director Kevin Greutert, who happened to be the editor of each of the past five Saw films. If there is ONE thing that makes the Saw series respectable, it is just that, the editing. It's always done in an interesting and well done manner, so having the editor take over the helm as the director is somewhat compelling.

Also, the first trailer, while HORRIBLE, seems to show some sort of merry-go-round style trap, that could call for some rather interesting set pieces. All in all, I don't think this film will be good, AT ALL, actually quite the contrary. I honestly think that this film will probably be the worst of the franchise. But if I'm going to be honest, I must say, I'm kind of interested. For a horror film, this series has it's place, and I can't get angry, as after the first weekend, they pretty much fall of the planet. I hate the franchise as a whole and as a collective, but for what they are, they have a market, and I can't get mad at that. I WILL however get mad at torture porn, but that's another story, one I have written on many, many times.

What do YOU think about the film?

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POSTER: Up In The Air...


So it comes as no surprise to anyone who reads this blog that I don't care to much for Jason Reitman at this point in time, and it's all due to one name. Juno.

For reasons I don't feel like getting into (it's an overwritten schlock fest that is every mainstream person's meal to feed their appetite to feel "hip" and "indie" in a similar way to that of Little Miss Sunshine. Yeah, I'm looking at you, 20 something who calls me homeskillet. Go to hell.), I just find not only the script of that movie to be awful, but the direction behind it to be very standard and basic when taking it in the realm of independent dramas. It's just not a good movie, at least not until the characters actually go through some sort of drama, so about 2/3rds of the way in, or near the start of the third act.

That said, he HAS made a truly brilliant piece of comedic cinema, in the form of Thank You For Smoking. It's a film that I truly treasure as one of the better modern comedies, and features a star making performance from Aaron Eckhart. It's both well made and written, and leaves me even more dumbfounded as to how Reitman could then turn in something less than stellar, in Juno.

However, Up In The Air, which premieres at this years Toronto International Film Festival (which I am no longer attending), a film based on Walter Kim’s novel of the same name. Here's a plot description:

Up in the Air stars George Clooney as Ryan Bingham, a corporate downsizing expert whose cherished life on the road is threatened just as he is on the cusp of reaching ten million frequent flyer miles and just after he’s met the frequent-traveler woman of his dreams. The movie also stars Vera Farmiga, Anna Kendrick, Jason Bateman, Danny McBride and others.

Well, thanks to /Film, we have a chance to see the first theatrical trailer for this hotly anticipated film. It's not my biggest film of the rest of the year, but it IS getting huge Oscar buzz, due to Reitman's involvement AND the new 10 rule for Best Picture Nominees, so who knows what will happen when this film hits theatres in Decemeber.

I personally think Reitman can be a top notch director, when his screenplays are well written, so I'm not worried in that realm. Also, the cast is great, as not only do I love Clooney and Farmiga, but Anna Kendrick is easily one of my favorite young actresses, and is herself getting a lot of Oscar buzz for a possible Best Supporting Actress nod. So there's no reason to worry there, but still, Juno has left a bad taste in my mouth, so before I get excited, I need to actually see something, and this poster doesn't really do anything for me. What about YOU?

Go see something good!

FIRST LOOK: Ryan Reynolds In Buried...


When there is a film that comes down the pike that has the balls comparable to that of say, Jason Statham in Crank, I like to give it as much word of mouth on this site as possible. No film may have bigger dice than Buried.

Buried is a very interesting indie, starring Ryan Reynolds, and now Twitch has brought us the very first pair of photos from the set of the film. The film follows Reynolds who plays Paul, a civilian contractor working in Iraq who wakes up in a coffin. With him is a cell phone and a lighter, and the script is a series of conversations and entreaties as Paul tries to reach someone who can help him out of a very terrible situation. It's basically a one man show. No, it IS a one man show. Reynolds will be the ONLY actor to be seen on screen in this film, based on a script by Chris Sparling, directed by Rodrigo Cortes.

The first photo can bee seen above, while the other one can be seen HERE, and with these two photos, we not only see the intensity that the film looks to have, but also just how hard Reynolds is going to have to push physically, or at least his character will, to attempt to escape.

Not only is this a ballsy film in premise, but I give Reynolds insane respect for having enough guts to put himself out there as open as an actor can be. Here's to hoping (and I know he can) he can pull this off. He's a phenomenal actor, so I have not only the utmost faith in this project, but in him to make this work.

What do YOU think?

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

NEWS: Neill Blomkamp to Return For District 9 Sequel?

If he has his way, then it could very well happen.

There is NO doubt in the mind of your's truly, that one day, whether it be tomorrow or in three-five years, that we will see a sequel to the critically loved, box office stud that is District 9. It's one of the biggest surprise hits of the year, and with a budget of right above 30$ million, it's 37.5$ million gross for opening weekend makes a sequel a certainty. The only question, who would take the helm?

Well, if Fangoria's interview with director Neill Blomkamp is any hint, it may be the same man who took us to D9:

"I'd love to make a sequel, because it's so creatively rewarding to me; there's just something about [the story]," he told Fangoria. "It's my background mixed with the science fiction that I loved. I'd really like to go back to the world of DISTRICT 9—which, without Sharlto's character, would be a very different kind of movie. So I think automatically the two of us will be reunited again, should the public decide that this film is something they want to see and it's successful."

If he is going on those credentials, success, then we are certain to see him back in the directors chair. Now the question is, what EXACTLY could he do, since he wants to bring back our main lead, Wikus. For those who actually have seen the film, our main alien lead, Christopher, will be back to South Africa in three years, for an unknown reason.

D9 is easily my favorite movie this year, and is one of the most original pieces of cinema I've seen in a long time. Sure, I hope he gets his much talked about straight horror film off the ground, but seeing Blomkamp take me back to the world of D9, would be a welcome sequel for yours truly.

What do YOU think?

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NEWS: Robert Redford To Direct Lincoln Assassination Film...

The Hollywood Reporter has started off this day with quite the bang, and are currently reporting that Robert Redford is set to direct a film called The Conspirator, based around the life of Mary Surratt, the alleged accomplice of John Wilkes Booth, the man who killed Abraham Lincoln.

When looking at this story, there are a few things to remember. One, this is NOT the film that is set to be made by Steven Spielberg. The film HE is working on is a straight biopic of Lincoln, and while it's quite surprising to see another huge name director take on similar ground, it isn't something out of the ordinary.

Also, as /Film reports, the name Surratt is probably best known in film circles from a book called Manhunt: The 12-Day Chase For Lincoln’s Killer, by James Swanson, which is ANOTHER project that is set to be adapted by HBO and Walden Media. Here's what /Film is thinking the film may cover:

James Solomon wrote this script, and while the article doesn’t mention his sources, chances are the screenplay is drawn at least in part from Kate Clifford Lawson’s book The Assassin’s Accomplice: Mary Surratt and the Plot to Kill Abraham Lincoln. Previous to Lincoln’s assassination, Surratt’s son John had conspired to kidnap the President. Despite her protestation of innocence, Mary Surrat was arrested as a conspirator in Lincoln’s assassination and was sentenced to death; she is said to be the first woman executed by the United States Federal Government.

No news as to who will play Surratt, but it has been rumoured that James McAvoy is set to take up the male lead, so much more on this film as it comes out. Here's to hoping this film is better than Lions For Lambs.

Go see something good!

Monday, August 17, 2009

NEWS: Lionsgate to Get Ass Kicked...

This isn't a huge story in terms of detail, but it IS huge in terms of anticipation.

Out of this past Comic-Con, two things were on the tips of everyone's tounges. First, Avatar is as gorgeous as we all expected, and second, Kick-Ass is going to be brilliant.

Well, another thing that everyone knew was that not only was the film hard to market, but it still had yet to find a distributor. Universal, Paramount and Lionsgate went to war for the rights, and it appears that Lionsgate has come out of the battle alive. Variety is reporting that Kick-Ass will be released under the Lionsgate banner.

This is beyond good news. Not only will we actually see the film, but while the marketing may be a bit lackluster (Lionsgate has never been a champion of good marketing campaigns, just look at their Saw series, minus the blood drives), but what they have done well is allowing creative freedom, and for a film that looks to be THIS taboo pushing and boundary breaking, director Matthew Vaughn could use as much help as he can get.

What do YOU think?

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Sunday, August 16, 2009

REVIEW: District 9...

So, one of the best genres of films also happens to be one that needs to be rejuvenated on basically a daily basis. Science-fiction is primarily seen amongst the mass public as a geek genre, left for Trekkies and their ilk. However, with recent additions to the genre such as the stellar Battlestar Galactica series, the genre has not only gotten a boost in respect, but also an increase in quality.

Now we have District 9, the super secret first film from former Halo helmer Neill Blomkamp (more on that later), and produced by Lord of Middle Earth, Peter Jackson. It's been hyped since day one, a year ago at the 2008 Comic-Con, when first mention of this film was released. Through a superb viral marketing campaign, this film has been buzzed about more than possibly any other film this year, when compared to it's change sized 30$ million budget. Does it succeed?

If by being the best film of 2009 is a success, then yes. It 100% does.

District 9 is the first feature length film from Blomkamp, who was originally tapped to helm the now defunct Halo project, and it is based on his brilliant short, Alive in Joburg. Thirty years ago, aliens made first contact with Earth. Humans waited for the hostile attack, or the giant advances in technology. Neither came. Instead, the aliens were refugees, the last survivors of their home world. The creatures were set up in a makeshift home in South Africa's District 9 as the world's nations argued over what to do with them. Now, patience over the alien situation has run out. Control over the aliens has been contracted out to Multi-National United (MNU), a private company uninterested in the aliens' welfare - they will receive tremendous profits if they can make the aliens' awesome weaponry work. So far, they have failed; activation of the weaponry requires alien DNA. The tension between the aliens and the humans comes to a head when an MNU field operative, Wikus van der Merwe (Sharlto Copley), contracts a mysterious virus that begins changing his DNA. Wikus quickly becomes the most hunted man in the world, as well as the most valuable - he is the key to unlocking the secrets of alien technology. Ostracized and friendless, there is only one place left for him to hide: District 9.

Making the rounds at this past years Comic-Con, District 9 became the darling of that ball (outside of super secret screenings of Ninja Assassin). Currently holding an 88% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, this film seems to be hitting all demographics, and knocking them out of their seats. At least they did that to me.

With most stellar science fiction, the films are much less campy, and much more creepy. Take films like the Alien franchise for example. This film is no different. There are entire shots within this film, more than a handful to be honest, that will be burned into your brain. Whether it be an alien literally atomizing soldiers, or a run down shack filled with decaying cows, the film not only has an intellectual bent, but is generally a frightening film.

All of this would be for naught if the special effects for the film were less than amazing. That's not a problem however. Peter Jackson's firm WETA takes the reigns here, and for 30$ million, they need to be given SOME award. To be completely honest, I have never seen a more life like and seamless take on the interaction between not only human and alien, but on a cinematic level, there has never been a film to make the interaction between human and computer generated character so flawless. Yes, there are a few bumps in the road (an opening scene of a large group feasting in a field for example), but for such a low budget to have such BRILLIANT effects, this film will be seen as something much more come 10 years.

But the true star here is Blomkamp. The skill he has with his camera in not only setting up a great documentary at the beginning, but then turning that on it's head and making it a truly gritty and action packed chase film is something to be admired. There is no way that even the every day movie goer can't simply get engrossed in this really well made piece. You have phenomenal film making for us cinebuffs, you get an action filled chase film for the guys, and then you get a heartfelt and well handled father son story near the end. The film is set in South Africa, which is far from a normal home for science fiction, which makes the film all the more fresh. It's a rarely shot area, and to throw in this alien race in an already interesting and fiery place, is really intriguing.

Born in South Africa, this seems to be a more personal film for director Blomkamp as well. When it comes to science fiction, not only are the films some of the most original pieces of cinema, but also some of the most intellectually stimulating. Being from South Africa, it comes as no surprise that Blomkamp's first feature would have major themes based in or around Apartheid. Inspired by the District 6 refugee camp set up in Cape Town, South Africa. It's an apparent inspiration for the piece, and yet it's so subtle and really handled well. It's not bashing you in the balls like say Crash does with race, but is the opposite in fact. It's just a science fiction film with more to it than that.

The film doesn't feature many human characters, but the lead that we follow, Wickus, Sharlto Colpey, is brilliant. He is on the run for 90% of the film, and as the film goes, we learn more about what happened to this man. We start off knowing that SOMETHING has happened to him, and the film follows the events leading up to the reveal of what actually did happen to him. Colpey completely sold this character, and when the year ends, don't be surprised if you see him in my top 10 performances. All this leads up to the ending, which is arguably one of the most genuinely moving pieces of cinema this year.

Yes, there are a few flaws however. The biggest flaw that this film has comes in the villain or villains. The film falls flat a little bit when we get into the chase portion, as the bad guys are beyond one note. Saying they have one note is giving them to much credit. They want him, to weaponize what has happened to him. That's all. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less, which for a film that has more going on then just a tale of cops and aliens, it really does no justice. That's about it though. Honestly, if the villains would have been more interesting and more deep, this would have been a perfect piece of cinema. Original, stunning, and moving, District 9 is really the first MUST SEE movie of this mixed summer.

DISTRICT 9 - 9.5/10

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Saturday, August 15, 2009

REVIEW: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra...

I really hate big budget action films.

This year, as with most summer movie seasons, we get more than our fair share of big budget intellectual black holes such as the horrible Transformers 2, and Wolverine. However, not all is lost in the action genre, especially when, also this year, we have had such fantastic outings like The Hurt Locker. Albeit, The Hurt Locker is a vastly different film from the other two turds, but along with Star Trek and Crank: High Voltage, this has been one of the better years for action films.

Now we have the big screen adaptation of G.I. Joe, and it falls right in with the norm of no style, no substance, action films that have seemed to bully their way into the top of the box office nearly everytime one is released. Based on the famous toy line, Joe follows an elite military unit comprised of special operatives known as G.I. Joe, operating out of The Pit, takes on an evil organization led by a notorious arms dealer. That's really all there is to the film. That's it.

Take that simplistic plotline, based on a TOY, and you have the makings of an awful film, right? Well, then add just a dash of hack directing from Stephen Sommers, who previously did the Mummy franchise and Van Helsing. The film doesn't look bad, no, quite on the contrary. It looks like possibly the worst film of the year. Basically, the film is a live action cartoon, in the veing of Speed Racer, just without any sort of skill or continuity. A person shoots a gun, SOMETHING gets hit. No need for any sort of continuity or anything, just point, and shoot, in both the action, and film making. The film does shine during a few scenes, but fights between young and old Snake Eyes/Stormshadow can only go so far. Sommers takes the same ridiculous Michael-Bay-Without-The-Ego style that he emplored in the Mummy franchise, and just amps up the campy and ridiculously awful CGI. Never has ice looked so cardboard.

The cast here is mostly top notch, for what the film calls of them. The film is, as I stated, basically a live action cartoon, and in the roles of Cobra and the Baroness, this is perfectly pitched. Joseph Gordon Levitt (last seen in 500 Days of Summer) plays Cobra with a certain energy and spark that is also seen in Sienna Miller's Baroness, that made both of them really enjoyable to watch, and make both of them really interesting characters going into the already announced sequel. Dennis Quaid is also a joy to watch, as he's chewing the scenery up like a good day at Jack in The Box. However, where the film needs it's best performance, in the role of Duke, it simply gets Channing Tatum, who I'm starting to give up on. Based SOLELY on two performances (A Guide To Reckognizing Your Saints and Stop Loss), I have had faith in the model turned thespian. However, with Step Up, this, and the rest of his schlock filled catalog, I'm starting to think he may just not be able to act.

Sure, the performances are bad, but they aren't helped by the screenplay. It's an awful piece of writing, and does no help to the film. I get it, it's basically a masters class in camp cinema, but can we get ONE good bit of dialouge? Just one, that's all I'm asking. Instead, we get an action scene, which cuts to a flashback, which is ANOTHER action scene. The action here is constant and often, but when the action is written poorly and shot by a narcoleptic kid with downs syndrome, all is undone.

That said, there are a few things to mention that make this film not completely awful. The interactions between Snake Eyes and Stormshadow were amazing, particularly their backstory. The violence between the two children playing yound Snake Eyes and Stormshadow was harsh, and intriguing to watch on screen. The violence, while shot awful, is hard for a PG-13, which made the film a bit more enjoyable. The film as a whole is basically a live action Team America, but when you have Levitt, Quaid and Miller hamming it up, it's a bit easier to digest. Oh, did I mention the Paris scene which was shown in the trailers, was really really well done, and it's refreshing to see action shot in single takes, instead of MTV style editing.


G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra is NOT a good film. It's just not the worst film ever made. Fun and enjoyable, if you don't mind checking your mind at the door, in a summer full of dumb action films that are also not fun, this film made me take a round off from my newly picked up Russian Roulette addiction. Transformers 2 will do that to a man.


G.I. JOE: RISE OF COBRA - 3/10

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Friday, August 14, 2009

REVIEW: 500 Days Of Summer...

Oh the independent romance comedy, how I love thee.

It has seemed that since the beginning of time, the rom-com, or romantic comedy, has a formula, that if broken, the film makers will die, as no one dares to tred those lines. Boy meets girl, falls for girl, loses girl, gets girl, fin. However, when you go into the realm of indie, with films like the Before Sunrise/Sunset you get something different. Something fresh. Even a film like Definitley, Maybe has dared to break these conventions, and all for the better.

Now we have 500 Days of Summer, the newest film out of Oscar darling Fox Searchlight, and an attempt to not only break those same conventions smashed by indie hits before it, but maybe in the meantime, cuddling up next to something fresh and new, like a beautiful young lady, in this summer full of bloated whores like Transformers 2. Did it work?

All in all, hell yes.

The film starts off with this disclaimer:

This is a story of boy meets girl. But you should know up front, this is not a love story.

So what IS this film then. Well, it goes something like this. After it looks as if she's left his life for good this time, Tom Hansen reflects back on the just over one year that he knew Summer Finn. Despite being physically average in almost every respect, Summer had always attracted the attention of men, Tom included. For Tom, it was love at first sight when she walked into the greeting card company where he worked, she the new administrative assistant. Soon, Tom knew that Summer was the woman with whom he wanted to spend the rest of his life. Although Summer did not believe in relationships or boyfriends - in her assertion, real life will always ultimately get in the way - Tom and Summer became more than just friends. Through the trials and tribulations of Tom and Summer's so-called relationship, Tom could always count on the advice of his two best friends, McKenzie and Paul. However, it is Tom's adolescent sister, Rachel, who is his voice of reason. After all is said and done, Tom is the one who ultimately has to make the choice to listen or not.

When discussing any romance film, the biggest thing one needs to discuss are the two lovers in question, and when discussing 500 Days of Summer, you have one word to say. BRILLIANT.

The film stars and consists primarilly of Joeseph Gordon-Levitt as our hero Tom, and the stunning Zooey Deschanel as Summer Finn, both being in top form. The film is centered around their tumultuous relationship and I was intrigued since the very first shot. Levitt being the big winner here, and really, he may be the most honest and realistic male performance I've seen since Mickey Rourke in the Wrestler. A TOTALLY different role, but also a totally similar amount a realism. Levitt IS the everyday guy, who falls for the girl of his dreams. He's easily one of the best male performances of this year, and if a little film called Watchmen wasn't released, he would be the best (Jackie Earl Haley and Billy Crudup take THAT cake). He's just a revelation, as the film as a whole is. Zooey is just as good, but the film isn't truly about her, so we spend less time with her. She is who you expect her to be. The hot and intriguing indie chick who, instead of saying hi for a first time interaction, comments on Levitt's music taste. The film stands on these two performances, and it's two pillars strong enough to hold it.

Besides these two performances, the true star of this film may just be Marc Webb, the first time film maker behind the lens. This film would be simply a point and shoot indie dramedy, in the vein of say Peter and Vandy from earlier this year, but instead, the film is a revolution of romantic cinema. The film is in a disjointed narrative, and the idea of a disjointed narrative fits this genre so well, that it's sickening to think it really took this long to go big with it. It's a film about pieces of a life, lives, and the romance shared between these people, and it works perfectly. Each peice has some sort of visual punch, weither it be a foreign film style set piece, or an all out musical number, there are so many ideas put into effect in this film that it continually had me dumbfounded that it has never been done before (particularly an expectations/reality, split screen scene that may be the best single scene in any film all year.) The film has a very warm feel, when it needs, and something more dark when needed, all done with a touch that is coming of a seasoned cinema veteran. Oh, did I say Marc Webb was a cinematic virgin? Yeah, this is one epic cherry being popped.

Sure, the visual flare may be compelling, and the performances may be realistic, but how about the story?

When romance goes indie, something seems to ooze out of the two lovers like a good sweat. You have silly wide release films like The Proposal that simply take the romantic comedy to the same places its been, just in a different car, but then you get a film like 500 Days, that takes it to it's favorite spot, in it's dad's sports car, looking to cop a feel. And I think this film get's all the way home.

As I stated above the film features a disjointed narrative, and instead of being told where we are going by simply painting by numbers, we first see the last major scene of the film, and we go from their. We start at day 500, and hop back and fourth throughout the previous 499, leading to the final day of Summer. First dates, first kisses, first everythings are seen, as well as the harsh moments, that every couple goes through. This is not only a sweet and heartfelt comedy, but it's also a raw and very emotionally moving look into what is the modern relationship.

Oh, and me being a music nut, this soundtrack may be one of the best not only of this year, but of all time. The film features TWO great tracks (Us and Hero) from Regina Spektor, Feist, and one of my personal faves, There Is A Light That Will Never Go Out by The Smiths, and is not only great on its own, but instead of coming from a film that is basically an iPod playlist looking for a story (I'm looking at you Garden State and Juno), it plays heavily into the story. This is just really a perfect film. No lagging, no bad script, no bad performances, just near perfection (near because honestly, Zooey's character was a TAD annoying near the end, and her turn is TOTALLY unexplained). Only big problem, is that it ended.

500 DAYS OF SUMMER - 9.5/10 (This is probably the second best film of the year, it would be first if it weren't for a little film called District 9, which I will be reviewing for you all on Sunday. GI Joe will be up tomorrow)

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

PLAYLIST: Best. Roadtrip Mix. Ever.

So, this normally a film only blog, but ever so often, I throw in my opinion as to not only what should be your film to go see this weekend, but what should be playing in your car during the drive. That is why I've decided to give you my 10 song playlist to throw in your car as you drive to the theatre. These are 10 tunes that I have been addicted to, and so should you. Enjoy!

1. Owl City - FIREFLIES



2. Eulogies - TWO CAN PLAY



3. Silversun Pickups - PANIC SWITCH



4. Amanda Blank - MIGHT LIKE YOU BETTER



5. Cage - I NEVER KNEW YOU



6. Lights - FEBURARY AIR



7. Chew Lips - SALT AIR



8. Fleet Foxes - BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS



9. Kid Cudi - Sky Might Fall



10. Arctic Monkeys - FAKE TALES OF SAN FRANCISCO



Download these now...

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TRAILER: Gentleman Broncos...

Possibly the worst film ever made, Napolean Dynamite, is also my least favorite movie. Of all time. There is not a single funny second of that film, and without an ounce of redeeming qualities, it's just a viewing experience that I wish I could take back.

However, ever since the announcement of Gentlemean Broncos, I've been anticipating footage. It is from ND and Nacho Libre director Jared Hess, and features what will hopefully be a star making performance from Flight of the Conchords' Jemaine Clement. The film follows a high school kid (Sky High’s Michael Angarano) who goes to a fantasy / sci-fi writer’s camp, where the most famous sci-fi author in the world steals his book idea.

I'm not the biggest fan of the look and feel Hess' previous works, but really, this film feels amazing. The story book scenes feel inspired, but still, I want something more in the way of visual flares, at least in the day to day moments. We will just have to wait and see. All I know it that hearing Clement ham it up makes my heart all warm and fuzzy.

Enjoy!



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