You know that giant beer and weed infested burp you just heard? That was douche bag college kids joygasming as their "favorite movie, like, EVER" just got a sequel, which also just got a really rudimentary and uninspiring trailer.
The original, basicially Tarantino but without the balls or you know, the good stuff, stared Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus and Billy Connelly, who have returned for this sequel. Here is the sequel's plot, via /Film
A COPYCAT KILLER IS IMITATING THE BOONDOCK SAINTS! GUNS! JULIE BENZ IS HOT! SLOW MOTION! MORE GUNS! SLOW MOTION! PEOPLE SHOOTING THINGS! ONE-LINERS! LOTS OF GUNS! PEOPLE GETTING SHOT! MORE ONE-LINERS! SLOW MOTION! CLIFTON COLLINS JR.! MORE GUNS! EXPLOSIONS! BILLY CONNOLLY HAS LOTS OF GUNS IN HIS JACKET AGAIN! AGAIN WITH THE ONE-LINERS! PETER FONDA, FOR SOME REASON! DID I MENTION THERE WERE GUNS IN THIS MOVIE? SLOW MOTION!
Enjoy this paint by numbers, Tarantino-lite trailer. If there is one thing that this trailer does WELL, it makes me get out of my couch and throw In Bruges into my DVD player. THAT is an interesting hit man film.
Go see something good!
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