NEWS: The Comedy, Family and Horror Films of '09...

It's another slow news day, so instead of telling you all that the guys behind Super Troopers are currently working on a seque (because honestly, I don't care, so neither should you), I have decided to pick up something that the great team over at Cinematical started. Here is a list of the comedy, family, and horror films that we all will be seeing in this new year. The one's I'M looking forward to are in bold, and my picks for best of the groups are in italics...

FAMILY FILMS

January: Hotel for Dogs, Inkheart.
February: Coraline, Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience.
March: Race to Witch Mountain, Monsters vs. Aliens.
April: Hannah Montana: The Movie.
May: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, Up.
June: Imagine That
July: Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs, G-Force, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
August: None
September: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
October: Toy Story (3D re-release), Where the Wild Things Are, Astro Boy.
November: A Christmas Carol, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Old Dogs
December: Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel, The Princess and the Frog.

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COMEDIES

January: Bride Wars, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, New in Town
February: Fanboys, He’s Just Not That Into You, Pink Panther 2, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Miss February, Fired Up, Youth in Revolt
March: All About Steve, I Love You, Man, This Side of the Truth, The Accidental Husband, Adventureland, The Janky Promoters, Monsters vs. Aliens
April: The Ugly Truth, Observe and Report, 17 Again
May: Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, My Life in Ruins, Next Day Air, Bruno, Night at the Museum 2, Up
June: Land of the Lost, The Hangover, Year One
July: Ice Age 3, I Love You Beth Cooper, 500 Days of Summer, G-Force, Funny People, They Came from Upstairs
August: Julie & Julia, Shorts, Dance Flick, Post Grad, Max’s Mardi Gras
September: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
October: Toy Story (3-D), Zombieland
November: Tooth Fairy, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Three Stooges, Old Dogs
December: Alvin and the Chipmunks 2, The Princess and the Frog

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HORROR

January
9
Autopsy (After Dark)
The Broken (After Dark)
The Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations (After Dark)
Dying Breed (After Dark)
From Within (After Dark)
Perkins’ 14 (After Dark)
Slaughter (After Dark)
The Unborn (Rogue)
Voices (After Dark)
16
My Bloody Valentine 3-D (Lionsgate)
23
Donkey Punch (Magnet)
The Lodger (Sony)
Outlander (Third Rail)
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (Screen Gems)
30
The Uninvited (Paramount)

February
13
Friday the 13th (WB)

March
13
The Horsemen (Lionsgate)
Race to Witch Mountain (Disney)

April
24
Obsessed (Screen Gems)

May
15
Angels & Demons (Columbia)
29
Drag Me to Hell (Universal)

June
19
The Haunting in Connecticut (Lionsgate)

July
24
Orphan (WB)
Piranha 3-D (Dimension)

August
21
Final Destination 4: Death Trip 3-D
28
Halloween 2 (Dimension)

September
11
Daybreakers (Lionsgate)
Whiteout (WB)
18
Jennifer’s Body (Fox)
25
The Crazies (Overture)

October
2
Sorority Row (Summit)
9
Zombieland (Columbia)
16
The Stepfather (Screen Gems)
23
Saw 6 (Lionsgate)

November
6
The Box (WB)
The Wolfman (Universal)
20
New Moon (Summit)

What are YOU looking forward to???

Go see something good!