Thursday, June 12, 2008

Some news...a game for all of you to play...

Alright, today is a slow ass news day, so here is all I have for you guys and gals...

- Jack Black has dropped out of the Todd Phillips comedy Man-Witch...

- Here is the first poster from the upcoming Edward Zwick film, Defiance...

- Okay, so Frank Darabont, director of The Mist and the Shawshank Redemption penned a script for a version of Indiana Jones 4, called Indiana Jones and the City of Gods. Apparently, the said script has leaked online. I have not had a chance to read it, as no links are available at the time (the studios have taken the script down), but if the script does get released, you can bet your asses that I will post a link for all of you to read...

Alright, so that's all of the news I have today. However, I do have something for all of you to do for me...

So, I don't know if you all have heard about this, but there is a little thing called Fantasy Moguls, where you pick 8 films, and you gain points based on reviews, box office, and other stats. Now, being the movie guy I am, I want to spread this fun game and I ask for you all to come and join my league.

http://www.fantasymoguls.com/

The info
League Name: I ARE MOVIES
Password: baboon (I got the name I Are Movies from Cow and Chicken's I R Baboon, so thats why it's baboon
Game: Ultimate Moguls

That's all you should have to do...sign up, click the Ulitimate game, and then put in the league name and password. Do that, and begin picking your 8!

You must sign up by Saturday, so get to it!

I will be getting out to quite a few movies this weekend, so you can expect a review of at least The Happening of Saturday, along with possibly my brief thoughts on a film festival movie or two, and a review of The Incredible Hulk. It looks like I may save the Incredible Hulk until next weekend, but with rumors going around that Captain America is in that film, I may see that opening day. More news tomorow too!

Go see something good!!!!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Some news...Transporter 3 Teaser...

Hey guys...here are your headlines for this, Wednesday, June 11th...

- There WILL be a Hugh Hefner Biopic coming soon...my boy Robert Downey Jr. will star, Brian Grazer will produce, and Brett Ratner will direct. More news on this flick as it develops...

- Speaking of upcoming movies...check out this new poster for a certain remake...


Oh yes indeed, a Robocop remake...what do you guys think???

- The only other really big piece of info is the newly released Transporter 3 Teaser...



I must say, as far as action movies go, these films are right up there in my top 5 of current action films...Statham, while not the greatest actor, is a damn good action star, and he's amazing in crime/gangster movies, so I am looking forward to this flick.

Thats about it for now...come back later for a review of Ang Lee's The Hulk and more news!!

Go see something good!!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Top 10 Bad Guys...

Hey guys! Just thought I would drop in with a new top 10. In honor of this weeks release of The Happening, I have made the top 10 film Bad Guys. Now, some may ask, why because of The Happening? Well, I can't wait to see what M. Night has in store for us as the villian or villains behind the air born attacks that are the basis for the story. Hopefully it's good, just like these!

10. Norman Bates (Psycho)/Darth Vader (Empire Strikes Back)/ Hannibal Lecter (Silence of The Lambs) (CLICHÉ TIE)
9. Hans Beckert (M) (Just got this movie the other day in my Netflix queue…TERRYFIYING, but brilliant)
8. Satan (The Excorsist)
7. Gaear Grimsrud (Fargo)/ Anton Chigurh (No Country For Old Men)/ Loren Visser (Blood Simple) (Coen Brothers Three Way Tie)
6. Amon Goeth (Schindler’s List)
5. Bill The Butcher (Gangs of New York)
4. Scar (The Lion King)
3. Frank Booth (Blue Velvet)
2. John Doe (Se7en)
1. HAL (2001)

Alright, thats all for right now...come back later for more news!!!

Go see something good!

Monday, June 9, 2008

A Ton Of News...

Hey guys...I have a lot of stuff to talk about, so lets just get into it...

- Leonardo DiCaprio is working on a biopic of Atari founder Nolan Bushnell...thanks to Yahoo! for the info...

The actor will star in and produce “Atari,” a project about the godfather of the video game industry, Nolan Bushnell. The engineering student, puzzle-lover and game enthusiast went from fixing broken pinball machines to launching Atari Corp., a video game manufacturer, in the early ’70s. Its first product was a little game called Pong that transfixed kids in suburban rec rooms across the country and led to hundreds of millions of dollars worth of video game sales.

Within a few years, he sold the company to Warner Communications for $28 million. During the next three decades, Bushnell started many other tech ventures and also created Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza Time Theaters.





Sounds really interesting...I don't know that much about the guy, but I like DiCaprio, and it sounds interesting, so I'm in...More on this as it develops!!

- Midnight Meat Train WILL be released in theatres on August 1st...

- Iron Man 2 filming will begin in March of 2009...

- So, Transformers 2 got a subtitle earlier last week, and it's meaning has finally been discussed...Thanks to IGN...

The site points out this entry on the Fallen, which reminds us that “the robot who would become the Fallen betrayed his creator by siding with Primus’s dark twin, the malevolent planet-eater, Unicron. In the final battle between Primus and Unicron, the Fallen fell victim to the same fate as his master, sucked through a black hole into another dimension. However, while Unicron emerged into another universe, the Fallen was not so fortunate, finding himself trapped in the ‘underspace’ between dimensions.”

Fanboys, discuss...

- Paramount has begun going around talking to the cast of Jumper on a possible sequel...

- A new pic from the set of the sure fire turd that is Death Race, the remake of the CLASSIC Death Race 2000 has been released...





Alright, so that's the main news I have for today, now, a couple of new posters have been released, and I would like to hear some thoughts on them...







Me personally, I HATE spoof movies, and I hate them more when they start spoofing POSTERS. I love the new Spirit poster, but I still want to see more, preferably a new trailer. What do you guys think??

Come back tomorow for some more news, and a top 10!!

Go see something good!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Hulk TV Spots...With a special cameo...



Alright guys, in the second spot, we finally get a little glimpse of Tony Stark, aka, Iron Man. Looks like he could play a helper to the bad guys, which could cause an interesting twist at the end...can't wait for this flick...Go check it out this Friday!


Go see something good!

Weekend Box Office...new releases...


Here is the final talley for this weekend's box office...

1.Kung Fu Panda
2.You Don't Mess With the Zohan
3.Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
4.Sex and the City
5.The Strangers
6.Iron Man
7.The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
8.What Happens in Vegas
9.Baby Mama
10.Made of Honor

The Panda made bank...60 million bucks even...Zohan made 40 million dollars, and both films smashed their expected totals. Interesting note, Indy 4 and Sex and The City switched spots this week, with Sex falling a whopping 63 percent . Looks like the film won't have legs for the long hall we call summer. Or maybe it was just that it may not have been a good movie. Ladies, whats going on?

Here are the upcoming releases on DVD for this tuesday, the 10th.

- The Bucket List...a buddy comedy for the early bird special set. Not the greatest of reviews, but good message. Skippable, although I love the cast...

- Jumper...A horrible action adventure movie starring the robot that we know as Hayden Christensen. Skip it at all costs.

- The Other Bolyen Girl...a solid costume drama starring Eric Bana and Scarlett Johannson. It's got a horrible title, but is a pretty decent movie. Rentable, but that's about it.

- Witless Protection...why does Larry The Cable Guy have a carrer?? Someone answer me that please.

~~PICK OF THE WEEK~~

- FUNNY GAMES -
I just did a post on this flick, so I'm going to keep this short. This is one of the most intense films I have seen in a long time. It will polarize people, and is easily in the top 5 films I have had a chance to see this year. Please, rent or buy this, and then tell me what you think!


Here are your upcoming releases for this friday, June 13th...

-The Happening...Horror film from M. Night Shamalyan. I don't know a ton about this movie, and most people don't so, I'm interested in it, so check it out!

~~PICK OF THE WEEK~~

-THE INCREDIBLE HULK-
This is the only other movie coming out, so there's this or the film festival. However, the reviews for this film are coming out, and seem to be really solid, and they are clocking it at huge numbers...Iron Man numbers. So, just go out, and say, have a double feature with The Happening.

Alright guys, thats about it for right now...come back later for more news and notes!

Go see something good!!

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Funny Games vs. The Strangers...


Hey guys! So, during my review of Kung Fu Panda, I ended the post with an apology to director Bryan Bertino, who was at the helm of The Strangers. In the apology, I said that the film was really similar to Funny Games, and in that comment, I have been asked to go into it in deeper detail.

So, when I say "It's not an amazing movie, but if you can't handle Funny Games, but like the plot, check The Strangers out", I mean a couple of things. With the Strangers, the plot is that this couple goes out to a cabin, and begin to be terrorized by a group of people. The story unfolds, and "the Strangers" terrorize the couple in a deeper, more violent manner as the story goes, until ultimatley they are caught and the "game" is over. Now, with Funny Games, you get the couple and their son, who go into their summer home, and begin to become terrorized by a duo of kids. Now, as in the Strangers, the terror increases as the story goes, until the "game" ends. The plots to me seemed really similar. Also, they both open with interaction between the two groups of people (the couple and the family), which really helps the viewer become emotionally attached to them.

Also, and I think this may be the root of the question that sparked this post, Funny Games is INSANELY dark. It may be one of the darkest, and most emotionally effecting films I've seen in a long time. There is one shot for example, of Naomi Watts, struggling to get untied, and just the strain on her face, the tears running down her cheek, makes it almost unwatchably uncomfortable. Oh, did I mention the shot runs for about three-five minutes. There are many shots like that in FG. The ending is also really intense, and the setup right before it will polarize everyone who watches it. Thats just not the type of film The Strangers is. It's a dark film, but it doesn't play so much on the psychological aspect of the terror. It's a conventional horror film that plays for the "scares". They have very similar plots, but when taken as films, are really almost two different genres.

There is one other, really big difference. There isn't much in way of interaction between the two groups of people in The Strangers, which does hinder the terror that is felt in the theatre. The film is scary, but in Funny Games, the two kids who terrorize the family have personality, and dare I say charisma. Hell, the main kid, played by Michael Pitt, talks directly to you in the theatres. Also, Funny Games is a much more cinematic film. I think I said this in my review, but it's like Michael Haneke hung out with Gus Van Sandt the whole time while filming, and during down time, watched A Clockwork Orange. It's a long and almost lyrically shot film, and that really increases the horror that the viewer will feel. It's not that the Stranger's isn't scary, it is, it's just a different style.


So, all in all, the films are different, but the plots just seemed very similar to me. Really though, Funny Games comes out on DVD on Tuesday, so check that out, and go see the Strangers, it's a solid, hollywood horror film.


Check out their respective trailers...

FUNNY GAMES...



THE STRANGERS...





Hopefully this has cleared up any thoughts!

Go see something good!!!

Kung Fu Panda...The Review...


So, people like to bring carry out into the theatre now. I walk in and sit down to watch this flick, and I am shocked to see a group of like 30 people sit right behind me, open up a styrofoam box thing, and start munching on food. Kung Pow chicken needs to stay the hell out of the theatres. They also sounded like parrots on crack when they laughed, but thats not why I'm here. Here's what I thought of the Jack Black vehicle, Kung Fu Panda.

Kung Fu Panda is the story of a chubby Panda, Po (Jack Black). Po is a lazy noodle chef, who has a massive love for Kung Fu. One day, the local Kung Fu Master, Master Shifu, and a wise old turtle, Oogway, are forced to pick the person who will be the Dragon Warrior, the greatest Kung Fu Master of them all. He is forced to do this, as one of Master Shifu's former students, Ti Lan, escapes from prison. At the end of the fanfare, Oogway gets up to pick the DW, and it is none other than our hero, Po. This forces Shifu and the Furious Five (a group of trained kung fu masters), to do the impossible. Train a panda to do kung fu.

So, what was good about this flick. Well, there is quite a bit to talk about. The biggest thing is the look of this film. This is an absolutely gorgeous film. It comes from Dreamworks, the studio behind the Shrek films, and this looks a billion times better than those movies. The thing with animation is, you can't do photo realistic yet. Shrek tried, and it looked like garbage, Beowulf tried, worked for the most part, but still flawed. This film doesn't go for that look, and it really works. The action scenes also look stunning, if really really repetative. This is like the 300 for the Barney set. Hell, the normally boring opening to Dreamworks flicks, the little guy fishing on the moon, was done brilliantly. Also, the thing that I thought the studio did well, was they nullified the normal reasons why I hate Jack Black. While there are moments, he is normally subdued (or as much as Jack Black can be), and that makes Po more loveable. You feel a sense of sympathy for him, and thats needed in this story, whose moral basis is self esteem, and believing in yourself. Overall, this film was good, but there were a couple of flaws.

The biggest problem I had was the voice acting. The thing I don't get with Dreamworks and other studios who do animation, is why do you need big stars to be in your film? Take Pixar for example. This studio bases their voice acting on the character, as their biggest star has probably been Tom Hanks in the Toy Story films. In Kung Fu Panda, the biggest star, Angelina Jolie, barely talks, and I couldn't really even tell it was her. This isn't really a problem with the film, it's just something that bugs me. I can't get out of the fact that that is Angie doing a quadruple backflip and then kicking a guy in the face. Then again, the four year old this is marketed at doesn't know who she is, so I'm just out of the demographic. This film, while gorgeous, isn't very original. It's really just a mash up of, The Matrix, The Madagascar Movies, old Bruce Lee movies, and a moral. There's a little bit of lazy writing, some cheap jokes, and an unoriginal premis, but that said, this was the briskest 92 minutes I've had in a long time, so it's still a good movie.

Where do I come out on this? While flawed, this is still a solid animation film from a normally lackluster studio, and it's a perfect kids movie. Go see it, and if you have a kid, you should already be there.

Grade: C+

Alright guys, that's all I have for right now.

I need to apologize to Bryan Bertino, the director of The Strangers. That movie WAS really solid. Everyone, if you haven't seen it yet, give it a shot. It's the guys first movie, and after reading a great article he wrote for Moviemaker magazine, I have a lot of respect for the guy. It's not an amazing movie, but if you can't handle Funny Games, but like the plot, check The Strangers out.

GO SEE SOMETHING GOOD!

Friday, June 6, 2008

Some news...

Hey guys...today is also a really slow ass day, so heres what I have for all of you amazing people on this dark and gloomy day...

- Sam Raimi is in talks to come back for Spiderman 4...Thats said to be the only way the original cast will also be back...hmmm, stay tuned for more...
- Bernie Mac and Alec Baldwin have joined the cast for Madagascar 2....
- In it's first week of rentals, Rambo has grossed roughly 20%, 8.6 million dollars, of it's theatrical gain...interesting...
- Transformers 2 has a title...Transformers 2: Revenge of The Fallen...
- Keira Knightley is set to star in My Fair Lady...

Thats about it for today...Come back tomorow for more info...

Go pop in the Layer Cake soundtrack, and go see something good!!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

W Teaser Poster...

Alright guys, here it is...the teaser for the upcoming film, W...


Wow. I really like this. It's simple, right to the point, and those quotes are plain hilarious. Also, it gives us an insight into the film he's going to make...this won't be a moderate film. This will get really interesting come release time...Although it's not what I thought would happen...I thought the poster would be much more contrasty, kind of like the Scarface Poster, say, a black Background with a red W in the middle...that's what I had in mind, but this is pretty damn sweet...

Really, there is no other news today...outside of new photos from the Transformers 2 set, but who wants to see that? So, come back tomorow for more news and notes...

Go see something good!!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Some news...

Hey guys! Here are a few pieces of news from today...

- Guy Ritchie is set to direct an adaptation of Sherlock Holmes...thoughts??

This would be right up his alley...a tad bit slow, but that would be a good idea for a guy who only does gangster flicks, and shitty romance movies...

- 15$ Dollars...thats the price tag behind the first photos of Brad and Angelina's twins...good god...

- Seth Rogen WILL be the Green Hornet in an upcoming film...

- Check this little piece of news out...thanks to /film for the info...

David Goyer’s Supermax, which now looks to have broader box office potential after the success of Iron Man, has been retitled Green Arrow. The well-reviewed script, which sees Green Arrow facing off in a high security prison with DC villains like The Riddler, is by Justin Marks, who wrote the aforemenioned He-Man script that’s driving the Internet nuts right now.

Sweet stuff right there...Who do you guys want to see as the Riddler?? Lets get the casting started early!

- Beverly Hills Cop 4 is set to be a PG-13 film...

Thats all I have right now...Come back tomorow for more news!!!

Go see something good!!!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

AFI's top 100 Movie Posters...some notes...

So, in honor of this boring ass day, I decided to just search, well, stumble, through the caves of wonder that we call the internet, and in my search, I fell onto this brilliant diamond in the rough...

http://www.moviegoods.com/afi_top100a.asp?affiliateID=41&adID=12266

This is a link to the list of AFI's top 100 Greatest Movie Posters of All Time...

Now, anyone who knows me, knows that I am a really big fan of marketing, and especially movie posters. Most of these are older posters, more classic films, so most of these I haven't seen. However, they do have some of my faves on there. That said, they don't have my favorite, and I'm sure they don't have yours, so heres the question...

What is YOUR favorite movie poster ever made???

I have a few, but here's my favorite right now...


It's from a great Sam Peckinpaw film called Straw Dogs, and this poster kicks ass...That stark black and white...the stare on Hoffman's face...the sheer intensity of the shot is so damn good...

What's your favorite?


All that said, there are a couple of small pieces of news to note...

-The Simpson's cast just signed a four year deal...does anyone still watch this show?
-Thanks to comingsoon for this piece of info....


Lionsgate announced today that it has acquired U.S. and Canadian distribution rights to Transporter 3. Jason Statham returns as iconic action hero Frank Martin in the third installment of the EuropaCorp-produced series. The announcement was made today by Lionsgate’s Jason Constantine, head of Acquisitions and Co-Productions, and Tom Ortenberg, President, Theatrical Films.

Olivier Megaton directs from a script written by Luc Besson and Robert Mark Kamen. The movie is produced by EuropaCorp, TF1 Films Productions, Grive Productions and Apipoulai Production, in association with Current Entertainment. Besson produces for EuropaCorp. Lionsgate will release the film at Thanksgiving, on November 26, 2008. The film will be distributed in Canada by Maple Pictures.



Transporter 3?!?!?!? I loved the first two, but another one is not needed...Luc Besson IS helping to write it...so I'll give it a shot...

-Alfred Molina has joined the cast of Prince of Persia...
-And finally, the team that wrote Iron Man has gotten the rights to adapt the Robert Ludlum (Bourne Series) novel, The Sigma Protocol...can't wait...



Alright guys...go rent something good for this rather rainy day...

Monday, June 2, 2008

Top 10 Films based on TV Shows...

Hey guys! In honor of Sex and the City and how damn well it did it's opening weekend...here are the top 10 films based on television shows....

10. The Crow
9. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres
8. The Fugitive
7. The Untouchables
6. The X-Files
5. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
4. Southpark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
3. Mulholland Drive
2. Batman Returns
1. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

There ya go...what are your top 10?

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Waterfront Film Festival...

Alright, so here's the thing. The weekend of Friday June 13th, is going to be a monster weekend. We have two anticipated releases in theatres, the Incrdible Hulk and The Happening, and it also marks the begining of the Waterfront Film Festival. Now, here is the program for the said festival.../

https://www.waterfrontfilm.org/index.php?p=2&s=3

Since Hulk and The Happening are being released that weekend, I am going to try to get out to two of the festival movies. I plan on getting to American Son, and the second one is probably going to be the Collective. I will be probably getting out to both The Incredible Hulk and The Happening, so you can expect a shit ton of reviews that weekend. Kabluey is a possiblity, and I'm Rick James sounds like it could be fun.

THIS weekend marks the unofficial end to award season, with the MTV Movie Awards. Now, I would give you my picks for the awards, but when they nominate Transformers for Best Film, than they loose my respect, so forget that. Oh, and Mike Meyers is hosting, so it's bound to blow. I'll still watch though...they have Coldplay performing...

Does anyone else think that their song in the iTunes commercial sounds a billion times better in the commercial than as the normal song? That shit's boring as hell, but it's amazing in the commercial...

I'll be back with my weekend box office post...so come back later...

Go see something good!

Weekend Box Office...

Hey guys!! Here is the top 10 box office list for this past weekend...

1.Sex and the City
2.Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
3.The Strangers
4.Iron Man
5.The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
6.What Happens in Vegas
7.Baby Mama
8.Speed Racer
9.Made of Honor
10.Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Sex obviously sells...55.7 Million dollars worth...Iron Man is STILL number 4...Go check out Speed Racer...your mind will explode in a skittles induced combustion...

Here are the upcoming DVD releases for this Tuesday, June 3rd....

-The Eye...Jessica Alba...now heres a question to you all...is she the worst actress in hollywood...this critic says yes...
-Flawless...Demi Moore film...skip it...
-Meet The Spartans...worst. film. ever.
-Semi Pro...See this film for ONE reason...and his name is Will Arnet...fucking brilliant...
-Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show...A cool little documentary on a comedy tour where Vince Vaughn and some of his buddies went across the country on a stand up comedy tour. I like Vaughn, and Justin Long is in it, so I say give it a shot...

~DVD PICK OF THE WEEK~
Control
-This film is a biopic about the lead singer of the great band, Joy Division, Ian Curtis. The film is shot in GORGEOUS black and white by famed photographer Anton Corbjin, and is probably the second best film about Joy Division (24 Hour Party People is better), and this was easily one of my top 15 films from last year. Sam Reily is amazing as Curtis, and this film is amazing and a sure fire hit for any fan of music...check this one out...

Here are the major wide theatrical releases for this week...

-You Don't Mess With The Zohan...Adam Sandler in a Judd Apatow produced and written by comedy...skip it...
-Kung Fu Panda...Scadoosh...the end of that new trailer is the only reason I want to see this movie...skip it unless you like animated movies

~Theatrical Pick of The Week~
Mongol
No one will see this movie. And thats a damn shame. It is a story about the life and times of Genghis Khan, and it really looks amazing. It is a sweeping epic from Sergi Bodrov. Just check out the trailer, and you'll see why I can't wait for this to get a DVD Release


...look for it to possibly come to the Urban Institute for Contemporary Arts in GR later this year...

Alright guys...that's all I've got for right now...this looks like it may be a slow week, so I will try to get a couple of DVD reviews on here, and then this weekends big review is up in the air....

What would you guys like me to review?

Zohan
Kung Fu Panda
Something else?

Happy Birthday Morgan Freeman! oh, and Hedi Klum too!!

Go see something good!!

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