Monday, October 26, 2009
VIDEO: Like, Dude, The First Five Minutes To The Greatest Film Ever BRAHHHHHH...
So it's just a few days away. This Friday sees the release of not only a billion frat guy burps followed by cheap Tarantino quote rip-offs, followed by the sequel to the mentally handicapped Boondock Saints, cleverly titled Boondock Saints 2 (Genius!): All Saints Day. Soon to be the greatest film ever made for the 18+ with idiocy set, the film sees the original cast (minus the originals only saving grace, Willem Dafoe)coming back, and now Apparition has released the opening sequence, the first five minutes, of The Boondock Saints II: All Saint’s Day on IGN. The film and this opening looks like complete crap, so I really don't feel like talking about it. Here's what /Film had to say:
The sequence basically explains why the Saints must return from hiding. What else? A montage set to “badass music” featuring the Saints cutting off their hair/beards and taking showers (yes, I’m serious), an obvious black and white flashback to the original film (couldn’t they have re-filmed the scene from a security camera angle for the news cast instead?), and the introduction of Julie Benz (who many of you will know from Dexter) as Special Agent Eunice Bloom. Watch the 5 minute and 21 second opening sequence embedded after the jump, and leave your thoughts in the comments below.
I hope you can spell shit. Sesame Street here just told you straight up.
Go see something good.
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