Wednesday, September 30, 2009

NEWS: Marc Webb To Remake Just Another Love Story...


Late last night, the trades were bombarded with news, primarily about a brand new remake getting lined up by Mandate Pictures.

It appears as though Mandate has tapped 500 Days of Summer director Marc Webb to remake the 2009 film, Just Another Love Story, which was previously directed by Danish film maker Ole Bornedal, and was released in only 2 theatres this past January.

I had a chance to see the film once it hit DVD, and I must say, it's quite fantastic. The film follows a family man, who attempts to do a good deed for an acident victim suffering from amnesia, only to fall deeper and deeper into her complicated and violent life.

As /Film points out, this reminds film fans of Christopher Nolan's remake of the Swedish film, Insomnia, which he would later redo, only 5 years after the originals release. These situations are the only ones in which I think a remake may be a good thing, or at least not necisarilly a bad one. If anything, we will get an interesting shift in tone for Webb (500 Days is a sweet tale of love, but Love Story is a dark and heavy film noir/suspense film), but the original, a great film, will hopefully get some buzz and some added viewings as it is available at most film rental shops.

Webb has also been attatched to the much talked about remake of Jesus Christ Superstar, which to me, while a good fit, isn't as interesting a concept as his remake of Love Story.

What do YOU think?

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REVIEW: The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto...


Rob Zombie is in a bit of a skid these days.

Coming onto the cinema scene with House of 1000 Corpses, Rob Zombie has not only made his name as an influential metal artist, but as a really interesting film maker. Following up House of 1000 Corpses with The Devils Rejects made him one of my favorite genre film makers working today. His style and blending of genres (the ending of TDR is basically a nod to spaghetti westerns, for example), is an interesting addition to the world of horror.

However, his last two films, Halloween and it's subsequent sequel, H2, have left much to be desired.

His newest film making outing, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto is an animated attempt for him to regain some sort of respect within the film world, or at least make a film that he truly felt passionate about, which through interviews, one can tell H2 was not that for him.

Better luck next time Zombie. Better luck next time.

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto follows El Superbeasto, who is a celebrated wrestler and action hero who appears to be coasting on his considerable fame. Far more interested in sex and substance abuse than saving lives, he leaves most of the heavy lifting within his company, BeastoWorld Enterprises, to his buxom sister Suzi X. Theirs is a world filled with monsters, madmen, and the occasional foul mouthed stripper. As his sibling takes on hordes of Nazi zombies, her horny mechanical robot companion Murray right beside her, Beasto falls head over heels for a tantalizing tramp named Velvet Von Black. Unfortunately, some one else has his eye on the slutty sperm bank as well - the diabolical Dr. Satan. This villainous little turn, desperate to get his full blown dominating demon on, needs Velvet as part of some unholy marriage ceremony ritual. Once wed, he can take over the world. Beasto decides he will step in and save the day. Of course, as with many of the beefy masked grappler's plans, it will require a lot of help from Suzi, fate, and pure cinematic coincidence.

The idea of Rob Zombie being behind an animated feature had me more than a bit excited. Through in obvious call backs to the history of horror films, the surrealism of Ren and Stimpy (a favorite of yours truly) and a voice cast to die for (including Paul Giamatti), this had the pedigree to be truly amazing. And man oh man, was it not.

The biggest problem with this film is that it's not funny.

The film can be classified as a comedy, more so than a horror film, and in that, comes the need for laughs. This film is that kid in your Story Making class who says seemingly innocuous statements, continues to laugh at them, and then does nothing when he notices that you aren't laughing with him. Oh, and you are stuck with this f***** for 77 minutes, or the equivalent of the time it would take for you to drink a gallon of bleach, and feel the effects. The film tries so hard to make the viewer laugh by throwing the random set of tits, testicle jokes, and songs about zombie Nazis in hopes of getting any sort of emotion out of the viewer. I guess in that sense it succeeds, because I did feel something. Complete and utter sadness knowing that I could have spent the past 77 minutes putting knives in my eyes, with a better outcome. At least then I would have had a story to tell.

The voice cast for this film can't even save this mess. The biggest saving grace is the aforementioned Giamatti, who is doing his best Shoot 'Em Up, over the top, voice, which makes his character, Dr. Satan, the only true bright spot. His hamminess is fun to watch, and his interchanges with his hench-monkey are the only points where you may feel an emotion irking towards a giggle. Rosario Dawson is one note, that note being sh**, Sheri Moon Zombie again proves she can't act, even when shes not on screen, and Tom Papa comes back from his horrible turn in the Informant!, with this fellow horrible turn as the titular Superbeasto.

The only long standing saving grace that this film has is the look. This will hit the, or at least some sort of, spot for fans of shows like Ren and Stimpy, and Rocco's Modern Life. It's very surreal, insanely over the top, and shocking reminiscent of other X-rated cartoons like Fritz The Cat. It's a blast to sit through, just throw the thing on mute, to get the best outcome.

Ultimately this film is desperate. It's desperate to get you to love it. It's jokes are one note, that note being that Superbeasto is an egomaniac and sex fiend, and it gets pain inducing slow, right after the opening, Frankenstein inspired credits. It attempts to be really smart by throwing in interesting and often times dated (in a good way) pop culture references, but in order to keep the too-young-to-rent-the-dvd demographic, it throws in some tits and ass to keep the boys-with-lobotomies from switching over to The Hills, so they may get their intellectual fix (frat guys, I'm staring you down). Just avoid this film. Really, avoid it.

THE HAUNTED WORLD OF EL SUPERBEASTO - 1/10

Here's the trailer



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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

TRAILER: The Amazing Mr. Fox Trailer #2...


This is a mixed bag project for me.

It's no secret, I didn't really care to much for the first trailer. The voices didn't work at all for me, and really, the visual style didn't look quite polished enough. However, that really has changed after this trailer and the previous behind the scenes featurette. This is Wes Anderson's first animated film, and it utilizes the classic stop motion style of say a Wallace and Gromit. The story is based on a book by Roald Dahl, who also wrote Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and looks to be a welcome change in style, at least a little bit, for the stale film maker. I love everything about this trailer, and it now shoots up near the top of my most anticipated for this year. What do YOU think?



Mr and Mrs Fox (George Clooney and Meryl Streep) live an idyllic home life with their son Ash (Jason Schwartzman) and visiting young nephew Kristopherson (Eric Anderson). But after 12 years, the bucolic existence proves too much for Mr Fox’s wild animal instincts. Soon he slips back into his old ways as a sneaky chicken thief and in doing so, endangers not only his beloved family, but the whole animal community. Trapped underground and with not enough food to go around, the animals band together to fight against the evil Farmers - Boggis, Bunce and Bean - who are determined to capture the audacious, fantastic Mr Fox at any cost. The film also stars Bill Murray, Wally Wolodarsky, Eric Anderson, Michael Gambon, Willem Dafoe, Owen Wilson and Jarvis Cocker.

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POSTER: David D’Andrea’s Antichrist Poster From Fantastic Fest...


One of the biggest suprise and shocking films I have had a chance to see this year was Lars Von Trier's Antichrist. Now, this polarizing film has become either a respect or hate (I would say love and hate, but it's really hard to "love" this film), and I fall directly on the respect side. Here is my review of the film, which is chock full of dark themes, and one hell of a stylish look. Throughout the span of marketing the film, there were hundreds of thousands of trailers and posters, however, none may be as amazing as this poster, from David D'Andrea, who created this piece for Fantastic Fest, which can be seen below. Enjoy!


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(Via Film School Rejects)

PHOTOS: Final (?) Batch of Where The Wild Things Are Images...


So September is a really slow news month. Outside of the recent Roman Polanski story, which is far to big and broad for me to get into, so really, this is the only news worthy story this afternoon.

With the release of Where The Wild Things Are in two weeks, yes, two weeks, Warner Brothers have released what we all believe to be the last, and largest, set of photos from this highly anticipated film. Many of these have been in the trailer, but still, they are beyond gorgeous.

Enjoy!







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(via The Playlist)

Monday, September 28, 2009

TRAILER: A Nightmare On Elm Street Teaser...


Platinum Dunes has release the teaser trailer for the upcoming remake/reboot of A Nighmar on Elm Street, starring Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy Krueger, and I must say, it looks fantastic.

People at ComiCon saw what was rumored to be a similar if not exact version of this video, and to much much adoration. To me, the true thing that gets me interested in this seat is two fold. First there is the star, Jackie Earle Haley who is one of the better character actors working today. Then there is the group that hired him, Platinum Dunes, who are famous for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Friday the 13th remakes, which I really really enjoy, particularly TCM. They have stayed true to not only the genre, but the spirit of those storied franchises, and this trailer looks like more of the same. Yes, the make-up is different, but I feel as though any small little changes like that will keep this falling franchise fresh.

A Nightmare on Elm Street in HD


Music video director Samuel Bayer is making his feature debut with this remake. He’s got a long resume working for bands and music labels, but Platinum Dunes producers Brad Fuller and Andrew Form have obviously exerted significant influence, as this definitely bears the visual stamp of all the other Platinum Dunes films. There look to be some really inventive kills, some stunning visuals, nods to previous films, and arguably the most interesting aspect, a new or at least different origin for Krueger. This is a really intruging project from all aspects. Yes, I think it looks a BIT uninspired, but at least it's something new, in the body of an old faltering franchise.

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Sunday, September 27, 2009

REVIEW: The Informant!...


There may not be a more interesting film maker than Steven Soderbergh.

Ranging from big budget ensemble fair like the three Ocean's films, to the minimilast masterpieces that are Bubble and The Girlfriend Experience, to the era/genre fests like The Good German, there are very few film makers with Soderbergh's range. There are even fewer with his distinct sense of style.

Which may have made this film as fantastic as it was.

The Informant! (and yes, everytime I say the title, I will be using that exclamation point. For added effect. It's like the difference between f*** you and f*** you! One is the trailer for Boondock Saints 2, and the other is GoodFellas) follows Mark Whitacre, who has worked for lysine developing company ADM for many years and has even found his way into upper management. But nothing has prepared him for the job he is about to undertake - being a spy for the FBI. Unwillingly pressured into working as an informant against the illegal price-fixing activities of his company, Whitacre gradually adopts the idea that he's a true secret agent. But as his incessant lies keep piling up, his world begins crashing down around him.

The discussion of this film must start and stop with the man behind the camera.

The true star of this film is Steven Soderbergh and his complete nailing of the time period. Seeing Soderbergh and his crew at work here is like watching a surgeon cut open a patient, only instead of a knife, he uses a carphone and using the RED One camera to record it. Along with the work of Doug Meerdink who did the production design, this film is one of the most visually stunning you will see at your multiplex. I feel like the visual style is meant to simply there to avert the eyes from what is going on on screen, because what is going on around the innerworkings of Soderbergh's frame is, personally, far more interesting than what is the focus of it.

The acting in this film is quite superb, with the lead performance garnering some much deserved buzz. Matt Damon, plays the lead, Mark Whitacre, who continues to weave himself deeper into a web of lies, falty hair pieces, and ultimatley, a 9 year jail sentence (Spoiler! For a true story). He's insanely charismatic, and you can't help but fall in love with him, even though the majority of the film sees him lying through his teeth. The rest of the cast is also fantastic, seeing amazing performances (albeit some small ones) from Scott Bakula, Paul F. Thompkins, and Melanie Lynskey. The only little hole I thought there was was Joel McHale, who was really great in the role, but wasn't given nearly the amount of time that he should have been to really show off his talents. This is easily one of the most entertaining films I've seen in a long time. However, when it misses, it misses like a Lions quarterback.

The film really begins with a great momentum, and then as the film progresses, it really begins to slow down, and the end is beyond anticlimactic. The film left me wondering how Soderbergh shot the film, instead of what happened to this character. The film, mainly Matt Damon, is really funny, but I still found myself sort of disengaged from the story as a whole. I never truly connected to what was going on in the film, and the film would have been rather turgid if it wasn't for Matt Damon and his really comical performance. The first two acts are really engaging and interesting, primarily because Matt Damon is continually digging himself into a hole, yet when we have all the falling action, the final act really just lies there in the lawyer jargon filled mud. It could have been a really powerful film, one that would shake a CEO to it's core, if it would have taken the cast and crew, and tried to make a Michael Clayton style film. While we got a funny comedic romp, the subject matter called for something more.

That is the true failure of this film. The film is based on a book written by Kurt Eichenwald, which is a much more serious, almost procedural. It is a true story, and is a tale of the highest-ranking executive to ever expose corporate corruption in U.S history, and instead of an almost State of Play style film, similar in style to Michael Clayton (just set in a warmer frame), we get this '70's-'80's style comedy romp, which instead of leaving me caring about the characters, it left me caring about how I need to sell crack to buy me a RED One Camera, to make a better film.

All in all, the film isn't bad. It's actually quite entertaining, albeit only visually, and it features a really funny performance from Matt Damon. It's not great, not nearly as good as The Girlfriend Experience, but it's a fine way to spend 2 hours. It's more upsetting knowing what could have been, given the source material. Read the book. Rent The Informant!

THE INFORMANT! - 7/10

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Saturday, September 26, 2009

REVIEW: Jennifer's Body...


I hate Juno.

At least the opening 20 minutes of it.

Back in 2007, Diablo Cody burst on the scene like a strippers cleavage, with her Oscar award winning screenplay for Juno. Having a man crush on Jason Reitman (whose previous work was the fantastic Thank You For Smoking), I went to see the film before it's big Oscar push, and was a fan, but underwhelmed coming off of the huge Toronto International Film Festival showings, where that film really got it's buzz. It was a fine film, featuring a brilliant performance from Ellen Page, but was also featuring an overwritten and uninteresting screenplay.

However, for some strange reason, I was still interested in seeing her newest screenplay, Jennifer's Body, which happened to have the director of Aeon Flux at the helm, Karyn Kusama.

I must say, while it's not as good as Juno as a film, it may be just as much fun.

Jennifer's Body follows the nerdy, reserved bookworm Needy and arrogant, conceited cheerleader Jennifer, who are best friends, though they share little in common. They share even less in common when Jennifer mysteriously gains an appetite for human blood after a disastrous fire at a local bar. As Needy's male classmates are steadily killed off in gruesome attacks, the young girl must uncover the truth behind her friend's transformation and find a way to stop the bloodthirsty rampage before it reaches her own boyfriend Chip.

Yes, this film has Megan Fox in it. Yes, this is still a really fun and entertaining film. However, it's not without her trying to throw the film overboard. Not only is she awful in this film, but I personally don't find her attractive, so I don't even get to enjoy looking at her. Sure, she's not the worst actress ever, and she has a line or two here and there, but she's just not given anything to even try to express herself here. That said, I think she is also quite brilliant here, because she fits her role so well. She plays a bitchy, "hot", sexpot, and if I were to ask my friends three adjectives to describe Fox, those would be the exact ones. She's bad in an acting sense, but still somehow makes it work, with perfect casting. Hell, at least she proved to us that she has a deeper acting mine than simply running in slow mo yelling "Sammmmmm!" or sexing up a motorcycle.

That said, the rest of the cast is rather stellar here. The true star of the film is the stunning Amanda Seyfried, as the poorly named Needy, who is the "ugly" girl that the sexpot is friends with (however I will fight to the death with someone telling me that Megan Fox is hotter than Seyfried, because she's not), and is easily the best part of the film. She may not deliver the dialogue as strong as Ellen Page, but I think it may be just as convincing coming of of Seyfried's lips. The biggest surprise here is Adrien Brody, who steals every scene he's in as the lead singer of an emo band who end up being the harbingers of doom for the small little town of Devils Kettle. Pretty prophetic, right? Emo kids as the harbingers of doom. Crazy.

Visually, this film is pretty standard. It's more a film about female relationships and female empowerment than a film about blood and boobs, and almost to a fault. While I deeply enjoy this high school, John Hughes inspired film with horror aspects (instead of the horror film with teen aspects, as the commercials would imply), the film almost shy away to much from being a horror film. Sure, it's full of gore, but it's not as campy and cartoonish as a film like Drag Me To Hell, and the films very own screenplay, would have you believe. It's a B-level teen/sex/horror film that wants to be taken seriously, even when the characters are saying lines like "oh moveon.org," or "you are so lime green jell-o". It's a really weird mix of tone, and a mix that doesn't work really at all. It's a horror/comedy that fails to be scary or really all that funny.

Also, visually, some of the film just looks really poorly put together. The CG is schlocky, the action is awkward, and the films main plot point, the burning of a bar, is easily one of the most poorly staged pieces of cinema I've seen in a long, long time.

However, when talking about Jennifer's Body, you can't begin or end the conversation without starting with the selling point for us cinephiles, Diablo Cody. While the film is not profound or trying to say anything with the film or it's screenplay, it does give an insight into female relationships. Yes, I know this is not how teen girls speak, but it does point out that teen girls have a sense of language and the ability to just make stuff up on the fly, that really hasn't been mined, at least decently. Sure, Mean Girls, while being a far worse film, does the same thing, but I find this a far more entertaining piece of cinema. Also, the relationship between Needy and Jennifer is a really interesting one, at least in film. The screenplay also has an interesting take on female empowerment, as the character of Jennifer knows exactly what she is able to do not only with the powers she is bestowed, but more so with the enticing (to the occasional blind rodent) her body is. That said, the entire screenplay nearly gets lost in the really awkward direction of Kusama.

All in all, the film works as a B-grade horror/teen/sex/comedy, that is neither scary, nor sexy, nor comedic. It was a fun film to watch, but nothing that I will ever watch again. If you are going to see this, make sure you do it with a group, because that's really the best way to enjoy this master's class in mediocrity.

Jennifer's Body - 6.5/10

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Friday, September 25, 2009

VIDEO: The Goats Mustache Is Cameron Diaz...


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TV: Fringe --"Night of Desirable Objects"--


Before I get into this recap/review, one needs to know a bit of philosophy/backstory to really get the main question this show is wanting the viewers to ask. Here, let Slackers enlighten you:



This is basically the premise of what the second season of Fringe will follow. Agent Dunham has returned from a special trip to an alternate reality where Leonard Nimoy is some random ass businessman. Now, onto the review/recap:

Leaving off with one of the most iconic last shots, and finales for that matter, of last fall season, Fringe is back, and it couldn't be at a better time. TV is lacking, stuck in the mud filled with an office of losers, a hospital of sex starved doctors, and a bunch of other random crews, Fringe is a welcome return to sci-fi thrillers, in the same vein as The X-Files.

Season 2 kicked off last week, but was a bit of a let down. Sure, it was a fine premiere, but it left the ONE overarching question of the show, hanging out on a limb. What happened to Agent Olivia Dunham (Anna Torv) when she traveled to an alternate universe? What does that reality represent for her and the rest of the show's participants? And what's up with Massive Dynamic founder William Bell (Leonard Nimoy)? All of these questions were unsolved at the opening of the first episode, and left open, if not more so, at the end. Hell, as I will get to at the end, the episode may have opened up even MORE questions.

What is even more sad, the second episode, "Night of Desirable Objects", does little to close any of those open doors. Instead of sticking to it's overarching themes and questions, it reverts back to it's concept of being a show full of one-offs. While you DO need to have seen previous episodes to fully get these episodes, they aren't a necessity. This episode does that exact thing, and while it's really entertaining, I know the show can do better.

This episode pits our heroes, Agent Dunham, Peter and Walter Bishop (Josh Jackson and John Noble, with the new FBI Agent mysteriously missing from much of this episode), against some sort of tunnel-burrowing monster. While this may sound interesting, it is nothing compared to the truly intriguing aspect of the show, in the deterioration of Dunham, in her psyche, skills, and emotions.

Still recovering from her trip to some sort of unexplained alternate universe (it even SEEMS like they are intentionally toying with us, as Walter begins to explain about alternate universes, but then is interrupted.), and is beginning to hear things. Is this due to her trip? Or is this due to her previously discussed "super powers"? Who knows, as it seems as though the people behind the show really may just be going along with it as well. That said, I have total faith in the creators, that SOMEONE knows what is going on, and these questions are what keeps me coming back. I WISH more shows left me with a single question, let alone a billion, as this rather stellar show does.

Also, there is a really interesting subplot with Agent Francis, Charlie, who is now a monster in human flesh. The premiere's villain is still alive, and in the body of one of the closest people to our main lead. This is definitely one of the stories to watch, as there is something about ready to explode inside this shape shifter.

All in all this is more of a recap than a review, because it would be me simply praising how amazing this show is. It's fun, interesting, visually stunning, and really well acted. This IS the show that you should be watching on Thursday nights, I only wish that it would get back to being Fringe, instead of being the best episodes of the X-Files.

FRINGE //"Night of Desirable Objects"// -- A-

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

TV: Community --"Pilot"--


Sometimes, a shows cast is what makes me watch, almost more than anything else.

That's exactly why I finally decided to catch up and watch the pilot episode for the new NBC comedy, Community. Now, as I stated before, and many times over, television comedies don't hit with me, especially on NBC. Give me a smart, or even trashy, drama like say Dollhouse, Fringe, or True Blood, and you have a faithful viewer. However, you throw a Scrubs or Office in my face, and I lose interest.

That's not the case for Community. Starring The Soup's Joel McHale, who plays Jeff, a suspended lawyer who is back in school after his college degree is deemed invalid by the State Bar. The show centers on Jeff's experiences going to community college and the people he meets there. John Oliver (The Daily Show) plays Duncan, a professor at the community college, whom Jeff represented as a lawyer. He also meets a girl, Britta, played by the gorgeous Gillian Jacobs, who is his main love interest in the series, as well as Pierce (Chevy Chase), an older student who has been married seven times.

The cast also features Danny Pudi as Abed, Jeff's faithful, right hand man, and Donald Glover, best known for being a part of the Derrick Comedy Troupe, a very funny comedy group, that everyone should check out. The cast of this is the true star of the show.

The pilot episode follows Jeff, in his hapless attempt to woo his love interest, Britta, by creating a fake Spanish study group. All goes a rye as the group begins to slowly fall apart, until Jeff believes that he has all the answers to the test, via his friend Duncan. Things go down hill from there, as he simply has a stack of yellow papers, until the show ends with the group getting back together, to attempt to pass their upcoming Spanish test.

This show is what I love about comedies, and also what I really hate about them. First, what I love.

This show is easily the funniest 30 minutes that I have had a chance to see this season so far. Sure, we are only a few weeks into the season, but that doesn't take away from just how hilarious this pilot is. It's not a dumb comedy either, quite on the contrary. There are many pop culture refrences for geeks like me to chew on, and Joel McHale is just a real blast to watch, and his interchanges with Oliver and Pudi are pure comedic gold. Also, the dedication to John Hughes at the end of the episode was a real class move, as the episode is full of Breakfast Club refrences. It's a really witty show, which makes me much more interested into where the show goes from here. Do I expect it to keep it's steam up for the whole season, not likely. But do I expect to laugh a ton? Without a doubt.

However, after you get pass that, the show really doesn't offer much in the way of intriguing plot or anything of that sort. Yes, I know the show isn't about that, but in a world where we also have Fringe on during the same hour, it really doesn't stand up. The show doesn't seem like it will offer much in the way of story, outside of a love story involving Jeff and Britta, which will be fun to watch, but not something comperable to that of a full Fringe season.

Also, there is something visually uninteresting about television comedies. It's a minor complaint, but I really hope that there is a day where the most visually interesting comedy on television isn't a show like 30 Rock, that, while funny, still doesn't look all that interesting. This has an interesting look, much like Scrubs (which is the only thing I'll give that show), but still leaves me wanting more. Maybe it's the dramas that we have, and I'm simply spoiled, but you can't blame me for wanting.

However, that really doesn't effect the overall reaction one will have to this show. The main thing that you will remember after watching the pilot is what lines you will be quoting to your friends. This show has one liner after one liner, and is the perfect arena for McHale to shine. While his previous efforts (a pilot for an American version of the I.T. Crowd mainly) have faltered, this should be the perfect place for him to show his chops. It's not a life changing show, but it is one that will change many viewers weekly TV schedules. It's funny, witty, charming, and most importantly, it will be all those things a week, a month, and hopefully a season from now.

All in all, the cast of this show is what will keep me watching for every episode to come. The show could be about kittens jumping rope, and seeing Joel McHale on screen talking about it would get me to watch. Why do you think people watch The Soup? The cast is brilliant, and the first pilot, while not amazing, is totally worth checking out before new episodes air every Thursday at 9:30 on NBC. The show is great, and a perfect Hulu watch after finishing up your weekly Fringe viewing, and leading into the Daily Show on Comedy Central. Just saying.

COMMUNITY //Pilot// - B

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TV: Modern Family --- "Pilot" ---


I'm not the biggest fan of television comedies.

The Office is totally a miss on me, 30 Rock is fun, but nothing I'd watch weekly, and Scrubs may be the worst television show of the modern era. At least one of them. However, this season, besides return shows like Fringe and Dollhouse, and rookie dramas like Mercy and FlashForward, is mainly being buzzed as the season of the comedy.

First we got Community (which I will be talking about sometime tomorrow), a really witty comedy starring Joel McHale, host of the Soup. Then we have the other hugely anticipated comedy, one of the only shows to show a full pilot at Critics Week a while back, Modern Family. Coming out of that and other press events, the show has gotten huge buzz, and I must say, it's all justified.

Basically, this show is a satirical look at three different families and the trials they face in each of their own uniquely comedic ways. You have Claire and Phil Dunphy, the cliche modern family. Phil is the "hip" father, who "texts and knows every dance to High School Musical." These two are the crux of the pilot episode, and often have the funniest moments, particularly coming from Ty Burell who plays Phil. There really is not a dull moment, and he arguably has the best single moment, when he slips on some baby oil he was using to loosen his son's head from between the bars of a banister.

Then there is the old guy, Al Bundy, I mean Jay Prichett played by Ed O'Neil, and his hot latina wife, Gloria, played quite well by Sofia Vergara. The two have a son, Manny, who falls in love, or believes he is in love, with a 16 year old girl by the name of Brenda. This portion of the show is arguably the slowest, but has the best payoff when you get to the final reveal.

The last couple we meet are the gay duo of Cameron and Mitchell, who have recently gotten back from Vietnam with more than just a vacation under their belts. They adopted a young child named Lily. This ultimatley leads to Cameron inviting Mitchell's family over, and it's unveild that, while we learned about these three couples seperatley, that they are actually all related. Jay is Mitchell's father, and Claire isn his sister, which, while not being all to surprising, does make me feel like this show will be much more connected than this rather awkward, if hilarious, pilot.

The show does have a bit more than laughs though. Jay goes through what is the shows most dynamic change, as before it is stated that Cameron and Mitchell have adopted, he goes into a diatribe about how the two would be unfit to parent, and how Mitchell would basically be better off without Cameron. However, when he sees how the two are with the child, and how everyone else seems so supportive, he decides that maybe he was wrong. The pilot had little surprise to it, but it was quite enjoyable to watch.

Also, the show is insanely hilarious. The interchanges between Claire and Phil are amazing and arguably the best moments come between Mitchell and Cameron. Take the interchanges between Justin Long and Brandon Routh from Zack and Miri Make a Porno (the best part of that film by the way), take out the vulgarity, and add more heart, and you have what is basically their scenes in Modern Family. The show also gives us a hint as to what types of things to expect, particularly from the parents. The events are so cliche and stock, that it's a really great insight into how the couples are going to parent (the scheduling of a certain punishment by Claire and Phil being a highlight).

Sure, the pilot left me feeling a bit empty, at least wanting more of a surprise, but it also left me wanting mroe, which is what all good pilots do. This is one of the better ones.

Keep your eyes peeled for Modern Family when it airs Wednesdays at 9pm on ABC.

MODERN FAMILY //Pilot// - B+ (I'm doing letter grades for Television reviews)

Come back for more TV reviews, of Grey's Anatomy, Fringe, Community, and FlashForward. I should also have full reviews of 9, The Informant!, Bronson and hopefully The Burning Plain or Ong Bak 2.

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QUESTION: TV On The Blog...


So, instead of simply tweeting or putting a facebook status up (which everyone SHOULD follow, because I think I'm pretty entertaining and could always use more followers), I have decided to make this a little post.

The idea for this post is simple.

Along with the fall film season kicking off, the fall TV season has gotten underway, and I have dug myself into a few television shows. From intellectual fair like Dollhouse, to comedies like Community, to less than stellar trash like Grey's Anatomy, I follow a few shows. Here's what I watch:

Grey's Anatomy (Thursdays @ 9pm - ABC)
Fringe (Thursdays @ 9pm - FOX)
Community (Thursdays @ 9:30pm - NBC)
Dollhouse (Fridays @ 9pm - FOX)
Modern Family (Wednesdays @ 9pm - ABC)
Bored to Death (Sundays @ 9pm - HBO)

Now, with Thurdsdays being a giant clusterfuc* from 9-10, I don't get to watch all three in the same night. However, that doesn't bug me to much. That said, I am wondering what you all think about me covering these shows here on I Are Movies/Facebook. Is it something you would read if say, I wrote a short little blurb (500 or so words) on each of them, or is it something you would skip over?

This is basically all I would like to know. That, and what the hell do you all watch?

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

NEWS: Stephanie Meyer's OTHER Book, The Host, To Get Film...


However, this project, I'm pretty damn excited about.

The newly crowned queen of the tween demographic, Stephanie Meyer may be best known as the author of the Twilight series (and will ALWAYS be known as that), however, she has written a book outside of that hit franchise.

The Host (NOT the brilliant Korean Monster movie of the same name), is Meyer's first "adult" novel, and involves interstellar parasites that use people as hosts to re-create society into something new. The book itself may sound a bit cliche or "The Puppet Masters"-esque as people on the web have pointed out (the Robert Heinlein film), but the reason this film is getting my interest is who they have writing the screenplay, and also direct.

According to Variety, novel has been bought by independent producers, who have recruited Gattaca writer/director Andrew Niccol to adapt the novel and direct. Niccol is currently putting together The Cross, but afterthat, he will jump right onto The Host, all thanks to, allegedly, Meyer's own list of her favorite films. Here's the story via /Film.

When producers Nick Wechsler, Steve and Paula Mae Schwartz asked Meyer what some of her favorite science fiction films are, she mentioned Niccol projects Gattaca and The Truman Show. The trade says he ’sparked’ to the job after reading the book and meeting producers and Meyer; the notion of being able to make a film in his preferred genre that could siphon off some of Twilight’s audience probably didn’t hurt, either.

If that story is true, then not only is Meyer's taste in music rather top notch, but so is her taste in film, which makes the Twilight films all the more depressing to watch (really, the guy who did The Golden Compass will make your second book into a film? Really?).

All in all, the book sounds interesting, as does the choice of Niccol as a writer/director. Here's the synopsis for the book...

[Benevolent] planet-hopping parasites are inserting their silvery centipede selves into human brains, curing cancer, eliminating war and turning Earth into paradise. But some people want Earth back, warts and all, especially Melanie Stryder, who refuses to surrender, even after being captured in Chicago and becoming a host for a Soul [as the parasites call themselves] called Wanderer. Melanie uses her surviving brain cells to persuade Wanderer to help search for her loved ones in the Arizona desert. When the pair find Melanie’s brother and her boyfriend in a hidden rebel cell led by her uncle, Wanderer is at first hated. Once the rebels accept Wanderer, whom they dub Wanda, Wanda’s whole perspective on humanity changes. While the straightforward narrative is short on detail about the invasion and its stunning aftermath, it shines with romantic intrigue, especially when a love triangle (or quadrangle?!) develops for Wanda/Melanie.

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FIRST LOOK: Watchmen Ultimate Cut DVD/Blu-Ray...


Warner Brothers has unveild the much anticipated (as /Film put it) double-dip, the Watchmen: The Ultimate Cut DVD set. Featuring 5 discs for DVD and 4 for Blu-Ray, this will hit stores and myn house on November 3rd 2009. Check out the specs below.

DVD Details:

Disc 1:
• Watchmen: The Ultimate Cut Film
• Audio Commentary with Zack Snyder and Dave Gibbons
Disc 2: Over 3 Hours of Special Features
• The Phenomenon: The Comic that Changed Comics
• Real Super Heroes, Real Vigilantes
• Mechanics: Technologies of a Fantastic World
• Watchmen: Video Journals
• My Chemical Romance Desolation Row
• Under The Hood
• Story Within A Story: The Books of Watchmen

Disc 3: Digital Copy of the Theatrical Version
Disc 4 and 5: Watchmen: The Complete Motion Comics

Blu-Ray Details:

Disc 1:
• Watchmen: The Ultimate Cut Film
• Audio Commentary with Zack Snyder and Dave Gibbons
Disc 2: Over 3 Hours of Special Features
• The Phenomenon: The Comic that Changed Comics
• Real Super Heroes, Real Vigilantes
• Mechanics: Technologies of a Fantastic World
• Watchmen: Video Journals
• My Chemical Romance Desolation Row
• Under The Hood
• Story Within A Story: The Books of Watchmen

Disc 3: Digital Copy of the Theatrical Version
Disc 4: Watchmen: The Complete Motion Comics
BD-Live


I have the Director's Cut of the film, and honestly, while I may purchase this thing based solely on how F****** gorgeous the set looks, there really is no need to buy this thing. If you DON'T have the Director's Cut, then buy THIS version, but really, there is no way that just by adding in Tales of The Black Freighter (a solid animated film and key part of the graphic novel), that it can make Watchmen all that much more intriguing. That said, or 44$, this is easily the best bang for your buck in terms of Watchmen. However, if I didn't know about that Criterion Collection releases DVD's, I would say it's a great value overall. While I love Watchmen, simply go buy the Director's Cut, and save up some money for say, A Woman is A Woman on Criterion. Just my humble opinion.

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NEWS: Cowboy Bebop Too Expensive To Create?


Based on the newly printed script, it appears so.

Talkin with MTV News, Keanu Reeves has shined a bit brighter of a light on the upcoming live-action adaptation of the classic anime series, Cowboy Bebop. Reeves is slated to play the lead of Spike Spiegel, and in the interview that is burning up the web, Reeves states that there is indee a draft of the script that is floatng around, by Peter Craig, but it is far to expensive in concept to film. Reports are that the film would require a budget busting the bank right around Avatar propotions, at an alleged 500$ million mark, according to Fox Studios.

That said, the numbers are alwas speculative, so who honestly knows. I don't have the script in front of me, but honestly, this culd be done for right around 1 to 200$ million, if the right director got behind it. Actually, /Film has a few good options in their heads.

Unlike many fans of the series, I think Reeves could make for a decent Spike Spiegel if he loosens up a bit (though there are certainly better choices out there). The fate of this project will rest not so much in Reeves, but in whoever they get to direct. My current dream scenario is that Brick and The Brother’s Bloom director Rian Johnson gets involved. With his previous work, he’s proven that he can tackle noir and crime-caper stories— and the fact that he’s also an anime fan certainly doesn’t hurt. Francis Lawrence, who managed to turn Constantine into a fairly fun romp (and did a great job with a good chunk of I Am Legend), is another possibility.

If they got Rachel Weisz signed on as Faye Valentine, and perhaps Terrence Howard as Jet Black, I think they’d be well on their way to a decent adaptation. A Yoko Kanno score couldn’t hurt either. Unlike Akira, Bebop is a series that could work well as a live-action English film, so I’m hoping for the best with this project.


I could not have said that better, and honestly, I whole-heartedly agree, on all accounts. Reeves is a bad actor, but if he were to loosen up a little bit, this could be a great role for the much maligned thespian. Rian Johnson is my number one choice for film maker as well, as he is with any upcoming project.

Here's the clip from MTV News



What about you? What do YOU think?

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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

FORUM: 50 Best Directorial Debuts, and My Top 25...

So, last night I decided to bring back a favorite feature of this site, the top 10. Sure, it wasn't to heady as it was just the 10 Best High School Films, but it seems like more and more people are chimming in with their own respective new lists. First, InContention came out with their 10 Best Best Picture Winners Ever (a list you better damn well know I'll be stealing soon), but the really interesting one has come out of Time Out London's website.

Here's how Cinematical sums up the idea:

Making a list of debut films is tougher because it's sometimes hard to know when to start. (Do you count short films as debut films? What if, as in the cases of Kathryn Bigelow and Federico Fellini, the first credit is a shared one?) Some of the greatest filmmakers made really unremarkable debuts: can anyone name, or has anyone actually seen, John Ford's debut? And David Cronenberg's official debut is a deadly dull film he made at college. Then there's the sticky question as to how valuable a debut film really is if the filmmaker did not live up to his or her promise (Justin Lin, etc.)? Not to mention that this kind of list requires actual research. I don't think you can plug "debut film" as a keyword into the IMDB search engine. You have to actually comb through your DVD collection and lists of your favorite directors to find the great debuts.

Well, Time Out London has actually done a brilliant job in creating this easily falable list of Directorial Debuts. Sure, there are a few glaring holes (Reservior Dogs not cracking the top 20, and there really controversial picks for #2 and #1), but they also have some stunning and inspired choices. Ranging from Jaques Tati to Gaspar Noe, this list is a really well thought out cross section of cinema. However, it's not my top 25, so it doesn't matter. So in honor of this inspired idea, here IS my list of the 25 greatest Directorial Debuts.

25. Brick
24. Buffalo '66
23. Performance
22. Man Bites Dog
21. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
20. I Stand Alone
19. Kids
18. Eraserhead
17. City of God
16. Knife in The Water
15. Being John Malkovich
14. Gates of Heaven
13. L'Age D'or
12. Badlands
11. Hard Eight
10. George Washington
9. Killer of Sheep
8. Memento
7. Bottle Rocket
6. Pi
5. Primer
4. Blood Simple
3. Reservoir Dogs
2. Breathless
1. 400 Blows

These are the 25 BEST first films from film makers ranging from new legends like Paul Thomas Anderson, to gods like Godard. Let the debate begin.

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Monday, September 21, 2009

TOP 10: High School Films...


So, Jennifer's Body was released this past weekend, and while I could have done a top 10 films starring a horrible actress, I figured that would be a bit mean, and having not seen the film, a bit unjust. Sure, I'm not a fan of Megan Fox or anything about her, however, that's not fair either, as I normally HATE films about high school. They often feature schlocky dialouge and cliche characters, and, did I mention, they take place in high school, a time that should never be glorified on screen. That is, unless you are these ten classics:

10. Heathers
9. The Last Picture Show
8. High School
7. Elephant
6. Dazed and Confused
5. Pretty In Pink
4. The Breakfast Club
3. Election
2. Brick
1. Rushmore

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REVIEWS: One Sentence Round-Ups...

So, over the past two weeks or so, I have had the chance to partake in the viewing of a substantial amount of new releases. However, I've also been able to become a victim of one hell of a "rootkit" virus, so I have been unable to bring you all my thoughts on these (well, for the most part) great films. So, instead of forcing you all to read my normally long reviews (of which I am not apologizing for, as they will continue), I have decided to just lump all these films together, reviewing each in one sentence (or two, if need be). Here are the "Twitter" versions of my thoughts on the following films:

Sleep Dealer - Flawed, a bit slow, but for the sheer amount of imagination that went into this film, this is an admirable piece of cinema. Not the greatest piece of film, but one that, for any fan of sci-fi, should run out and see. (7/10)

The Girlfriend Experience - The newest film in Steven Soderbergh's low budget environment specific canon (The Informant!, his newest film, follows in style, but not in substance, if that makes sense), the GE stars porn-star Sasha Grey, who is fantastic in this stylistic piece of cinema, that may falter near the middle, but the style alone makes this film one of the years best. (9/10)

Sin Nombre - Not since Let The Right One In has violence amongst young people been so brilliantly portrayed, as is the tale of the struggles while on the immigration trail, as portrayed by this film from Cary Fukunaga, a first time film maker. This guy is special, so see his first film, before he does Saw 49 or is corrupted some other way. (9/10)

Adam - Led by two masterful performances from Hugh Dancy, who plays our lead, and Rose Byrne, this tale of a man who attempts to have a normal life even with Asperger's Syndrome, is much less Rain Man and much more True Life. Dancy is brilliant as this man whose brain isn't special or flawed, just different. The film follows suit. (8/10)

Sugar - The newest film from Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck, creators of Half-Nelson, doesn't completely hit, but in the crowded and shit filled world of sports movies, this is one that transcends that mediocre genre. (7/10)

I will come back with a full review this week, actually (well, hopefully) three of them; 9, Bronson, and The Informant!, with Jennifer's Body a possibility.

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NEWS: New Moon Soundtrack Is Bound To Be Better Than The Film...


So, here's the sad truth. Actually, a few sad truths:

- I saw Twilight, and enjoyed it, even with its flaws. Not a good film at all, but entertaining. Vampires who are also diamond are fun to make jokes about. Good times all around.

- The films soundtrack is one that will go down as one of my favorites from last year.

- The second film is bound to be better than the first, based solely on the first full length trailer

- Finally, the second film's soundtrack is set to be HUGE. Here's why.

According to The Playlist, the New Moon soundtrack, due out October 20th, will feature tracks from wannabe-hipster-yet-also-fan-of-Jonas-Brothers (yeah, I'm looking at you twitards) such as The Killers and Deathcab For Cutie, to truly brilliant artists like Muse, Bon Iver, Radiohead (Thom Yourke to be exact), and Grizzly Bear. Here's the full tracklisting.

"New Moon" soundtrack tracklist.
* DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE — MEET ME ON THE EQUINOX
* BAND OF SKULLS — FRIENDS
* THOM YORKE — HEARING DAMAGE
* LYKKE LI — POSSIBILITY
* THE KILLERS — A WHITE DEMON LOVE SONG
* ANYA MARINA — SATELLITE HEART
* MUSE — I BELONG TO YOU (NEW MOON)
* BON IVER & ST. VINCENT — ROSYLN
* BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB — DONE ALL WRONG
* HURRICANE BELLS — MONSTERS
* SEA WOLF — THE VIOLET HOUR
* OK GO — SHOOTING THE MOON
* GRIZZLY BEAR — SLOW LIFE
* EDITORS — NO SOUND BUT THE WIND
* ALEXANDRE DESPLAT — NEW MOON (THE MEADOW)


This is basically the soundtrack equivalent of those LSTN mixtapes released by UrbanOutfitters.com, just a lot less inspired. Sure, the soundtrack is amazing where it hits, but seriously, OK GO?

What are YOUR thoughts on this soundtrack?

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Thursday, September 17, 2009

VIDEO: Fincher's 2009 Nike Commercial...

Last year, one of the best commercials, possibly ever, was released, and it was directed by David Fincher.

Well, it looks like before he left to work on The Social Network (which I'm slowly getting myself through, with a review hopefully up early October), he decided to come back, and again, make another amazing commercial. Starring Adrian Peterson, this is one of the best I have seen in a long time. Check it out below!



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FIRST LOOK: The Kung-Fu Kid...



I know, I know, blasphemy right.

"How could they?" we all decried. "They are literally crapping on my childhood," we all lamented.

However, that hasn't stopped the new remake of the classic Karate Kid. Not one of my personal favorites, this has a lot of nostalgia attached to it, no matter what you thought of the film. Many of us were raised having seen this film, and were better human beings for it.

The same can not be said for the people behind this truly uncalled for remake. Today we have the first set of on set photos from the cinematic equivalent of a aged hooker coming out of retirement for one last frolic between the std-infested sheets of her consumers. Enjoy, if you are so inclined.



As you probably know by now, Jaden Smith plays Dre, a skateboarding video game buff who is forced to move to China after his single mother (Taraji P. Henson) is forced to transfer to the China for work. Of course, unable to speak Chinese, Dre finds it hard to settle in, and gets beat up by the local bully. Jackie Chan plays Mr. Han (the Mr. Miyagi character), a maintenance man who spots Dre’s black-eye and offers to teach him both martial arts and Chinese, so he can defend against the students of Li Quan Ha’s Fighting dragon school of Kung-Fu.

Directed by Harald Zwart (The Pink Panther 2) and written by Chris Murphy and Steven Conrad (The Pursuit of Happyness). Filming on the remake has begun in Beijing, and is expected to last until mid-October.


(Thanks to /Film for the heads up, and the above synopsis)

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PHOTO: Obama Wan Kenobi...



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TRAILER: From Paris With Love...


I love Pierre Morel.

First punching me in the mouth with the parkour cult hit, District B13, he is best known as the man behind the camera for this years sleeper smash, Taken. it's no secret that, while I do like that film, I don't think it's much to write home about, but anything this guy does I will be hyped for.

Now we have From Paris With Love, and Bond reference aside, the film stars Johnathan Rhys Meyers and John Travolta, and is co-written by Adi Hasak and Europacorp master, Luc Besson. Check out the very interesting and stylish trailer below!



I personally think Travolta looks almost laughable in this role, but I'm intrigued by Meyers. I LOVE the Tudors, and I think the guy is a really solid actor. Sure, he's basically a model who thinks he can act, but I think he has really grown into a solid, if still flawed, thespian.

Here's the films synopsis:

In Paris, a young employee in the office of the US Ambassador hooks up with an American spy looking to stop a terrorist attack in the city.

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

FIRST LOOK: Duncan Jones' Mute...

So, one of the films that I haven't had the pleasure of seeing this year, and regrettably so, is Duncan Jones' first film, Moon. Well, what may have made a bigger splash was rumors that he was working on a Blade Runner style sci-fi film, with a mix of science fiction and film noir. Those two things combined sounds brilliant on it's own, and throw in David Bowie's son as the film maker, and you have me hooked.

However, nothing much has been talked about in regards to this film. That is, until now. On the Liberty Films (Jones' production company) official website a special project is highlighted as in development called Mute (we last talked about it here).

From that page, we now have our first glimpse at what the film may very well end up looking like. And I must say, it's beyond amazing. Check out the new concept art below!



On the site, the following statement was below the above photo:

In Development. Writers: Duncan Jones (Moon) and Mike Johnson (Sherlock Holmes). Director: Duncan Jones. Producer: Stuart Fenegan. Project currently in preproduction and set to shoot in Berlin early 2010 with Studio Babelsburg.

All I know is that this project is definitely on my radar. Not quite sure what else we know about the film, as there hasn't been much rumbling online about the project, but with this getting released, and the 2010 shoot date, expect some more news to come very soon.

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POSTER: Toy Story 3 Teaser Poster...

Normally, I am a huge fan of subtle and simple posters, especially when they are set upon a black background. However, this is the most boring and simple poster I think I have ever seen. Check it out below!



Here's the also simple one line synopsis:

Woody, Buzz, and the rest of their toy-box friends are dumped in a day-care center after their owner, Andy, departs for college.

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PHOTOS: New Where The Wild Things Are Images...



The New York Times, who have been all OVER the upcoming Where The Wild Things Are film (much to my enjoyment, as any reader of this blog knows that WTWTA is my most anticipated film from '09), and they now have a few new photos from the upcoming film.

After yesterday's post on Sonny Gerasimowicz, the "Unlikely Art Director" for WTWTA, these photos show off all of his seemingly stunning work. /Film said it perfectly: Grab a child-like blanket and prepare to curl up in the fetal position inside your man-like cubicle after the jump…








I am down and totally dig all of these photos, minus the one of the goat, named Alexander who is being voiced by Paul Dano. It's just a really weird look, a bit to Neverending Story-ish, and while it may just be the photo itself, it really doesn't work for me. The tree home photo with Max standing in front of a tree looking thing is amazing, and so is the one featuring the giant dunes, with the "9 foot dog" standing at the top. These photos simply just boost my already huge anticipation for the film.

What do YOU think?

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REVIEW: Antichrist...


Oh boy.

That was the first thought that ran through my head after getting through the entirety of Lars Von Trier's newest conversation creator, Antichrist. After films like Breaking the Waves, Dogville and Manderlay, not to mention his Dogma 95 films, the man is one to not let the boundaries go unpushed.

However, Antichrist is a whole new monster. The envelope has not only be pushed, but shoved off a cliff, buried for a month, dug up, lit on fire, and then thrown off the same cliff it got cock punched off of. And every second of it was fantastic, if quite off putting.

Antichrist follows a couple who lose their young son when he falls out the window while they have sex in an adjacent room. The mother's grief consigns her to hospital, but her therapist husband brings her home wholly intent on treating her depression himself. To confront her fears they go to stay at their remote cabin in the woods, "Eden", where something untold happened the previous summer. Told in four chapters with a prologue and epilogue, the film details acts of lustful cruelty as the man and woman unfold the darker side of nature outside and within.

That synopsis is pretty much as far as I'm not only able to go, but really should go. The best and most interesting way to see this film is completely blind. Even the trailers should be avoided, as they are one of the best examples of a trailer giving just exactly how insane and dark a film is. The most recent trailer does show just how intense and "crazy" this film gets.

The biggest star of this film may perhaps be Von Trier himself.

As he is known for doing, Von Trier is wan to push boundaries, however, he is also considered one of the most pretentious film makers working today. Not only that, but he is often called out on how dark his films are, and how they are not only torturous to the films characters, but to the audience as well.

That said, the same can not be discussed here. Sure, the film is shocking and audacious, but when you have a decaying fox jump up and start talking, you can't help but feel that Von Trier is winking at us all. Also, the film is so overly stylish, that it's just a stunning film to look at. Take the opening for example. It's a black and white sex scene (including one GRATUITOUS penetration shot), that is done in such a poetic style, featuring the slowest slow-motion ever put to film, that not only is it amazing to look at, but it's emotional turn is all the more powerful.

The film shifts from the opening prologue, to an all new style of film, where it's in stunning color, with an almost painterly set of hues. This is arguably the most stunning film I have had the chance to see all year, and it really adds to the emotional weight that the film pulls. Yes, the film is dark and torturous, but it's also a stunning visual work.

Not only does Von Trier handle the direction brilliantly here, but featuring a stunning pallet of forest style colors, like dark blacks and harsh greens, Anthony Dod Mantle, who has just come off last year's Slumdog Millionaire, completely helps shape the sense of horror that this film tries to make the audience feel.

The film is also a slow, if not very subtle, burn. From the opening poem of a set piece, the film, while emotionally heavy, isn't to gratuitous. However, as the film begins to rev up, you feel the speeding train heading for it's ultimate destination; a brick wall. The couple themselves slowly grow from simply bickering about minute things, to intense sexual frustration and aggression, to it's final beating (which other reviews have given away, but I will not).

After a controversial Cannes Film Festival premiere, the film was thrust into headlines as not only a controversial piece, but a film full of hateful misogyny. However, what people forget to mention is that, while there are themes of misogyny within the film, the film also features two brilliant performances.

The film stars, and features only, Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg, with both pulling in stellar performances. Gainsbourg plays the haunted mother who is suffering from some sort of mental illness after the loss of her child, and Dafoe plays her husband who attempts to treat her when the two leave for "Eden", so that Gainsbourg can finish her thesis on "Gynocide", or the persecution and killing of women throughout history. The two play He and She respectively, and both should, but probably will not, be mentioned in the same breath as other Oscar-worthy performances come time to hand out the golden guy.

While I wholeheartedly recommend this film as what it is, there is a disclaimer that any review about this film must have. This film will turn some, if not all of you, off (both emotionally, and sexually, as the sex scenes in this film are the opposite of erotic). The Times from the UK actually summed this polarizing film up best:

The answer, typically, is both yes and no. “No”, if you are of a nervous disposition and suspect that you might be psychologically traumatized by the sight, in momentary close-up, of an ersatz vulva being manhandled by the props department. But “yes” if you believe in the profound possibilities for personal expression that the medium can offer, or if you’ve ever sensed, however briefly, the eerie shadow of bestial individualism that haunts all human relationships.

Not only is this film about the Id of these two characters, and a couples deepest and darkest depressions, but it also forces the viewer to look inward, if you will allow yourself to plum those depths. All in all, the above quote has a yes or no outcome.

My thoughts are a resounding yes.

ANTICHRIST - 8/10

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FIRST LOOK: Ben Gibbard In "Brief Interviews With Hideous Men"...


So, as one who reads this blog should know, I am quite the avid film buff. However, one thing I'm also insanely interested in is music. Sure, aside from the random soundtrack update or Playlist that I create, there isn't much in the way of film news bridging the two mediums.

That said, today is a bit different.

Originally thought, or at least rumored, to be part of the cutting room floor material for the upcoming John Krasinski directed film, "Brief Interviews With Hideous Men" Ben Gibbard is apparently going to be part of the theatrical release of the film.

Ben Gibbard for those who don't know is the lead singer of both Death Cab for Cutie and a personal favorite, The Postal Service. This is his acting debut, and early reviews of the film are mixed at best.

Here is the film's synopsis:

After her boyfriend mysteriously leaves her with little explanation, a doctoral candidate in anthropology at a prestigious East Coast university Sara Quinn is left looking for answers as to what went wrong. Directing all her energies into her anthropological dissertation, Sara conducts a series of interviews with men in an effort to uncover the secret thoughts that drive their behavior. She thinks she can remedy both her heartache and her academic challenges with a new research project and begins conducting a series of interviews with men. As she records the astonishing and disquieting experiences of various subjects, Sara discovers much more about men and herself than she bargained for.

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R.I.P.: Patrick Swayze...


Patrick Swayze passed away last night at his home after a long and brave battle with pancreatic cancer. He was 57. Here's not only a brilliant memorial piece from EMPIRE, but also a compilation of his best moments on screen, spanning his long and elustrious career.



Rest in peace...

Monday, September 14, 2009

NEWS/VIDEO: Spike Jonze Wins A Deserved (If Late) VMA Last Night...

So, beyond just a bunch of "used tampons", Eskimos, other Lady Gaga outfits, a dangling Pink (funny double entandra, yes please) and an egocentric Kanye West doing what, well, an egocentric Kanye West does (pissing on a toddler in her moment), there was a bit of film news to report. Sure, it's not anything huge or anything about an upcoming film in a much beloved and much maligned Vampire series (which based on THIS has me pretty damn interested), Spike Jonze won a much belated VMA for his brilliant video for The Beastie Boys' Sabotage.

Here's what The Playlist had to say:

Of course neither of them were presented during the actual show, but the Best Video (That Should Have Won A Moonman) was actually a pretty cool award that celebrated past VMA un-loved works of directors like David Fincher (George Michael's "Freedom") , Michel Gondry (actually nominated twice in this category for Bjork's "Human Behavior" and the Foo Fighter's "Everlong"), and Jonathan Glazer (Radiohead's "Karma Police") among others (vids by David Lee Roth, Dr. Dre, OK Go, U2 and Tom Petty).

But the winning Moonman went to Spike Jonze's seminal music video for the Beastie Boys' classic, "Sabotage," that was a venerable parody of '70s cop shows (think "Starsky & Hutch") replete with overgrown sideburns and 'staches, wild, civilian-disregarding car chases and masculine hyperbole.


This video is actually so well beloved by not only music fans, but cinephiles as well, as the geniuses behind The Criterion Collection not only released an anthology of videos from the three piece group, but this film was the inspiration for the DVD's cover! For those who DON'T know the brilliance of this video, I have posted a copy below.

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